Tag Archives: cow
dreaming of “I need to go to sleep soon” still sucks
goodbye metrocard, what do I do with my no breaking stride swiping skill now
huh, only 2 ½ of my towers fell
damn bots made my grinding worthless, welp pickup time then
more coal
why you no give me snoopy bag for my cookies
no memory me drank my milk tea, the disappointment in looking at an empty fridge spot is immeasurable
oh nice, no memory auto-pilot mode actually completed work correctly sweeeeet
my memory cache is full, I really don’t remember shit anymore
I don’t get it, █████ can literally do a PPV on live television ███ a kid then ███ them, nothing will change
turns out running on no sleep and half a brain cell works pretty well during an audit
gotta wake at 5
got outta bed at 7… PM
chilly need chili
the fuck? grapes hurts my tooth
overtime… chewed on fish for an hour
japanese strawberries are out, my precioussss
and then there were none
touch grass little brain
waking up refreshed is such a dice roll, bringing brain is optional lol
all that wealth and plastic surgery and you choose to look like joker is fucking wild
going downtown on Saturday was certainly a choice…
oh donut sucked, fucking waste of my sugar quota
is that a cinnamon donut
hello chase, you suck
heads will roll
BROWNIE SO SWEET
ah assholes, it’s the same fucking price
foul fowl
oh nice got my tendies in one sitting
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