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got called a bad friend… I may have nudged him a bit and recommended some ink and some pen and some paper and converters and syringe
kids these days don’t know how good it feels to finally find that song on the radio with no internet
the fuck… did I really get a sunburn by walking in the sun for 10 minutes… holy fucking shit
fuck… missed out on the largest steal cause I didn’t see the double offer, damn it why didn’t you ask
what? you don’t need to kick like a freaking maniac in freestyle???
oh this year’s birthday present is huge crack when I bend my knee, damn… movies with stealth old actors are full of lies
eh… power’s back but it’s either time for bed or the sun is rising :/
that milk green tea + tea jelly before bed wasn’t my brightest ideas, running on 2 hour sleep sucks
wouldn’t it make more ergonomically sense for scripts to be slanted 55° to the left
finally slept for more than 4 hours at night, feel 10 years younger
felt a bit better… then the pain came back full force with interest, ya fuck you too
pooping made my back feel slightly better, must be the shit, wiping still a feat
day is so long when you can’t sit, can’t sleep, and shoulder hurts from holding my phone too long
was talking to dad about insider trading… then I remembered holy shit that was the other class I took OMG
Soooo… talking to my coworker today about the course she signed up for, I’m like… I don’t even know what that means
bought a latte from downstairs no cash (wtf) vending machine, has an almond aftertaste
my butt shaped keloid took 4 years to turn into a little paw
mundane superpower – grabbing the precise amount of paperclips in one go without counting or knowing how many is needed
oof digging into my silk bag stash… less than 200 left, what to do
speaking of rearm, yeah my arm really hurts
WHAT it’s 2x weekend, my wrist muscles already hurts from digging too much
dreamt that my whopper would cost me $66 due to international fee and exchange rates, didn’t have cash
FML, I have no idea what my password is… at least this time I remembered I changed it… damn it hasn’t even been 2 months
my poopline is working again, not a recommended weight loss method… just saying
I swearing I was gonna do my taxes today, body knows what’s up
“argued” with a kid online last month, bro said kid’s like 14 you’re…. 41 lol XD, found out today kid is really 14 ahhahahahaha
huh, dirt? ant? OMG black round fucking blood-sucking bug!
If my previous test results were high, wouldn’t you test it again to see if the meds work??
memory is shit but I swear “You Look So Fine” remaster is different, favorite track is burned onto my core memory
I think I’m nearing the age of buying the same shit over and over again
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