Tag Archives: me
You shave to show sexy legs, I shaved my fur to showoff my huge ass multicolored bruise. We are not the same.
aw man, why would you ruin good fries with truffles, so musky
got second-hand cringe watching that shit, holy shit ya need better friends for advice, what a waste of hops
I ate A ~$10 strawberry six years ago, OMFG 10/10, ever since then every strawberry is endless disappointment
after asking me which day I puked during the holidays, my coworker concluded my body is vehemently repulsive towards work
I think my corny new shirt got me the W on our annual cny bets
dafuq, my weather widget died, it’s not like I’m using a 8 year old phone… oh wait I am
rabbit mount looks disappointing :(
Year 12? Dang, I didn’t make a set for myself.
another 43 more days to grind
there is no hurry
dayyum subs are getting even more expensive
how the hell is it 2023 already
queue took forever
phew easiest auditor ever, I was totally prepared… yep.
been smelling smoke for a week… also seems like my teeth smells, what gives
dreamt that I was at a friend’s place, volcanic diarrhea spurting everywhere, the horror… anyway, flushed the toilet at work today, poo and water came out
holy shit, huge ass zit, totally in scale
infuriated enough to watch the sun rise 2 days straight
wtf happened to my lip
birfday
doc pretty much said don’t sprain your ankle
GTFO
couldn’t get the one I wanted, must buy more random crap to compensate
gee a simple thanks would have sufficed
how fucking hard is it to cast fluent extras to play the part
watched 4 hours of Severance whilst stocks tank, yep
my walls are sweating
So a few days ago my friend on FB posted a bday photo with candles, I thought, wow so old. Five seconds later I remembered we were classmates. FML.
There were window washers at work today. It poured shortly after… must suck.
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