+ means extra pics

• jaguar rebrand doesn’t bother me, you know what still does… The New School, it hurts my soul
• sugar and spice and all things nice
• eeek, that’s right I have no space… new manga tower, hello
• sigh
• I learned my fucking lesson watching the Mayweather fight, nice to have saved my disappointment elsewhere lol, money always wins
• new album drop – thought you said Bouquet wasn’t country, I can’t // From Zero is aiight, tho 32min for an album seems like a record
• mom got a new phone and she has no fingerprints nor big toeprint… huh.
• mid-Nov how is it still 30 degrees, chill out
• control
• ugh
• upgrade failed 0-2
• my last saved lemon cake…. moldy. FUCK!
• chillin in my bubble waiting for the fat juicy leopards to start eating faces
• my mind is still blown, not sure by which more – not a landslide but a loss OR realizing I’M the one in the alternate reality
• oop, dropped the bag, goodbye future
• stand up, get in the bag
• chicken shoyu ramen yay
• how is storage more expensive now :/
• right, I was supposed to go get my packages…
• yay, done with halloween grind… it’s Nov why still hot
• my throat feels funny
• deleter
• ohhhhh so that’s the catch, huh
• wait what huh why what, fedex halfway across the world priority mail tomorrow morning 85 bucks, end of day 33 bucks, economy next week 75 bucks….
• oof that took a while… stoopid peanuts
• 3 tokens in and I’m still 72, pretty much endgame on day 1… lol
• wow, is WoW dying enough to have to pull out an ace bruto for a cash grab… eh~ coulda charged more tbh
• hard drive croaked again… fine, I’ll shop
• too many purple pumpkins it’s spawning in my dreams
• remote cameraman pls moar pic of my fucking expensive pen
• kinda wanted lynx as a team to win but… getting a chip for NY makes my old school inner kid feel better despite my disdain for superteams
• dam feeesh
• yo you look cool
• shipped gogogo
• BITCH I ducking knew it, ignore my 3 e-mails + 5 phone calls for 2 weeks and reply right after I placed a new order
• 2 more weeks before paypal bounces, meh… order another one from someone else
• sigh… i think you ded
• you don’t get to step on my safe space, I feel so violated
• scariest shit, bored all day… omg how is it 3AM already
• ooo my babies… can’t believe it’s been 15 years… damn flash was fun
• these derps are adorable
• akushuwally I’m pretty nice in my e-mails… until I’m not lol… I do sign with Karen tho hee hee
• yep yep ok nope, found the 20 yr old photo I was looking for aaaaand that’s enough reminiscing for a while
• deleter
• woohoo score!
• stoopid chicken wing… chipped my tooth again
• weather’s getting cooler, kinda nice
• spooky season
• deleter
• fell for my own trap again, ah you got me, when was there a “new” blue hella expensive 3776 gawddamnit
• YAAAASSSSS typhoon holiday
• TIL kernal panic goes AIEEE
• cool going to sleep early… proceeds to sit here for 2 and a half hours, gawddamnit
• G300/G300s bestest mouse ever, page back/forward + cut/copy/paste, nobody gets it :(
• did not anticipate to get the most expensive pit tickets, I’m too old for this shit, I want seat
• woohoo downloaded a bunch of EXE, trip down kutar memory lane
• legit spent an hour playing rabbids to the moon, glad I still had the link, damn I miss Flash
• bad news – chain store near me is confirmed to be closing in 5 days // good news – line kinda works on chrome yay
• I VOTED! *red-tailed hawk screech*
• did someone punch me in face while I was sleeping, why is my jaw all fucked up
• I’m mesmerized by bright blue ink but ya know what’s the best for drawing… poop. it’s poop color
• ramen place changed the egg back, yay, also early bird gets a mini cow
• ink came, damn it it soooo smol, also damn you internet stranger that said it looks like christmas ornaments, cannot unsee now, where my mana pot?
• searched the place I used to intern at, when I left it was at the peak(?) of the drama
• time of the year when the sun gets off work before I do always makes me depressed
• it’s been what 3 weeks since launch, I’m still stuck at 72 lol and that was like… half a day of questing
• new indian flex pen kinda nice tbh, doesn’t smell, got the wrong color but whatever I don’t like the lamy skin anyway
• was egging friend to buy ink, how did I… add to cart
• fine. i’ll bak
• music stopped, can’t find media, whole drive disappeared
• ya know if I was born a rich, fat, white dude I’d prob be a republican, but I’m not so… here’s my fake cat
• woah no, I didn’t ask you demonstrate, why is internet so slow today
• I like tracking packages, same vein as watching a jpg download decades ago lol
• 2nd monitor keeps playing hide and seek… it would be a lot less infuriating if it played by itself instead of connecting/disconnecting
• oh hmm, might have cut the last 2 albums from the previous playlist, that actually makes so much more sense
• wtf… new revelation on my memory loss I don’t remember when I brainwashed myself with linkin park, dude how do I know all these songs
• my ramen place changed the egg to bomb-ball flavor, my day is ruined and my heart is shattered
• blue shoes? GIMME
• well… didn’t come out unscathed… hope it doesn’t smell
• got called a bad friend… I may have nudged him a bit and recommended some ink and some pen and some paper and converters and syringe
• omg haaalp, the irony is way too strong on this lol XDDDD
• no good offers for my neon glormys, guess you guys are stuck with me now
• meh. so far not fun
• akuhshually it’s more so I am not prepared to be sucked into the grind
• no motivation to level, tend farm + AH, log out
• LINE withdrawal, not that I have any friends…
• kids these days don’t know how good it feels to finally find that song on the radio with no internet
• the fuck… did I really get a sunburn by walking in the sun for 10 minutes… holy fucking shit
• eh don’t need the ketchup gear
• yay release day overpays
• neigh
• oh so napping on desk is what fucked up my jaw
• uh wouldn’t just giving Jennifer the marigold saved a whole season of crap story writing
• there was something that I wanted to draw… can’t remember, nevermind
• upgraded CPU to 12core 24thread… OMG NOX so smooth even while running WoW, amazing
• wow wut, no need to tag, no RNG, get wind rider in one day and completed trading post …ok sure.
• trusty steed not moving
• more shakey shake
• where kid
• not interesting
• splat
• women’s final was a game, dang lowkey wanted OT there
• ayoooo NEW
• thought comeback game might be interesting… suck.
• fuck… missed out on the largest steal cause I didn’t see the double offer, damn it why didn’t you ask
• hey I drew that
• chateaubriand steak kinda meh?
• me tired
• where did my weekend go
• i dunno you just turned blue
• of all the things to be offended by, being butthurt about being called weird is legit so weird… wtf is this timeline can’t tell what’s satire
• what? you don’t need to kick like a freaking maniac in freestyle???
• oh this year’s birthday present is huge crack when I bend my knee, damn… movies with stealth old actors are full of lies
• oh culprit was bro on behalf of little niece
• wait a minmin… just noticed my niece tied the hair of my cactuar lol
• wtffff haven’t seen a cockroach near my room in years… also will baby gecko eat it?
• oo nice, unexpected flying kookie to complete the nfr
• eh… power’s back but it’s either time for bed or the sun is rising :/
• this strip on my back
• oh.. niece waiting at the door for me and bawling before leaving was slightly unexpected :’)
• yeah typhoon holiday… also got a pochita
• day 337… got in the frost club
• finally got new wheels whee
• why the sudden popularity
• so many capy
• yeah.
• ten years of daily drawing, I got cake
• I ………………………….. am …………… almost ………………….. there
• why don’t you remember something useful… like my new passwords, instead of the intro for the next track from my 20 year old playlist
• eh, if my ear got shot, imma van goghing, these script writers sucks
• mmm feesh
• outside
• so. many. tokens. stupid ponies
• not fixed kinda sucks
• caved and upgraded firefox, eh, 4k monitor makes me not that bothered about the spacing
• off
• what are you talking about
• rigged claw games are evil
• mom wanted toy more than niece lol
• throat feels funky… did I freaking get sick by going to the dentist???
• that milk green tea + tea jelly before bed wasn’t my brightest ideas, running on 2 hour sleep sucks
• system sucks
• dang summer break sounds nice
• hee no chance kiddo
• the streak continues, no green tea jelly yesterday, no jelly today, and my apples turned into tea boooo
• oh… bit bummed out to find out hot doggo was from a year ago, what, also the stick coming out of corn doggo’s ass… sure is something
• say wah
• my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
• my brain seems pretty good at not remembering stuff and throwing out my memories
• yeah just casually play like a 240x
• this grind sucks, why do I have to carry, stoopid freeloader afk alts
• today’s feels like temp was 39°C
• a lot of stuff I can do but bored af
• hell yeah, score, feels good to be rich
• wouldn’t it make more ergonomically sense for scripts to be slanted 55° to the left
• always end up drawing a bunch of these cause I can’t write cursive
• WOW someone followed my tutorial……… me, that someone is me, seven years later (good job, pat pat)
• still a bit sore but feel aiight yay
• you’ve gotta be kidding… my streak continues
• traded for a blazing, now I’m bound to get one sometime soon // got the wrong drink 3 times in a row DAMN
• more salonpas
• bro brought me a donut from halfway around the world
• nice, can handle burping, coughing, sneezing
• oh haha, shouldn’t jinx myself, couldn’t sleep… could’ve also been the coffee… hmm…
• 10 percent pain
• finally slept for more than 4 hours at night, feel 10 years younger
• felt a bit better… then the pain came back full force with interest, ya fuck you too
• pooping made my back feel slightly better, must be the shit, wiping still a feat
• day is so long when you can’t sit, can’t sleep, and shoulder hurts from holding my phone too long
• ahhh can’t sit
• ah my back, ooo got another crow yay
• was talking to dad about insider trading… then I remembered holy shit that was the other class I took OMG
• chillax
• kids with a fresh battery pack are crazy, imma just sit here for a bit
• damn it I was planning on going to sleep, why did I click… stoopid killer sudoku
• oh so apparently I didn’t get vote kicked last time, but totally did 2 days ago (lol) somehow I wasn’t so salty about it
• got jelly back, don’t think plan worked
• Soooo… talking to my coworker today about the course she signed up for, I’m like… I don’t even know what that means
• wooo X-51 rocket sold!! only took me… almost 6 years of listing……… aaaand token is 1.1mil now, FUCK
• wanted to sleep early… how is it 4 again
• ughhhh…..
• the split second of massive accomplishment in completing a sudoku is instantly replaced with depressing emptiness
• bought a latte from downstairs no cash (wtf) vending machine, has an almond aftertaste
• friend sent a video about cheap fake microns… hmm I should go buy some lol
• oop, off the bandwagon
• the fuck? you give me an insulting shit offer, DM me to say yeah it’s under and come back hours later to say see ppl take lose trades, CAN YOU be any more of an asshole?
• my butt shaped keloid took 4 years to turn into a little paw
• moar expensive doggos, make you orange tomorrow
• sux
• mundane superpower – grabbing the precise amount of paperclips in one go without counting or knowing how many is needed
• way wah
• natural AC feels quite nice
• WAT! dude, northern lights are on my bucket list, lomo light leaks irl lol
• spontaneous tear burster
• Huh. Got another dead horsie with another chip within a week of each other, it’s a huge win, right? right???
• oof digging into my silk bag stash… less than 200 left, what to do
• speaking of rearm, yeah my arm really hurts
• rearm why you no rearm… why
• DIE, sonuhvabeech
• give em juicy age pots
• watched first W game in forever (prob when wheeler was still playing, first stint omg)… don’t get the CC hype, unathletic shooters don’t get to be huge superstars
• WHAT it’s 2x weekend, my wrist muscles already hurts from digging too much
• wonky foot
• need a massage, ankle feels wonky
• dreamt that my whopper would cost me $66 due to international fee and exchange rates, didn’t have cash
• digdigdigdigdigdigdigdig
• new event is boring, but gotta say clearing all the blocks is a bit therapeutic
• heyo LAMB, lol… finding and playing that L.A.M.B. line (crash) for my bro was the reason for my recent nd/gwen craze
• FML, I have no idea what my password is… at least this time I remembered I changed it… damn it hasn’t even been 2 months
• huh, kinda like the live variant better
• not cool man… is it that hard to say nty or I changed my mind, stoopid ghosts
• 230 earthquakes over 3 on the Richter scale in a day is a bit too much… stop already, so annoying
• shakey shake shakey shake
• don’t let it go away, this feeling has got to stay
• did I freaking get vote-kicked in guess the drawing, the fuck?
• why am I so bored
• you know you gonna die when you cut hair right??? it’s canon
• is that a hole in my tooth
• my poopline is working again, not a recommended weight loss method… just saying
• fire alarm today, glad I brought my drink down
• not even the band likes the push and shove album, aw man, not surprised tho
• I swearing I was gonna do my taxes today, body knows what’s up
• one more to go
• run, spirit animal, run
• taxes, what’s that
• my pirate monke just turned friend kinda sad now, oh well… anyway dang this blue gotta keep it
• my pillow smells like shit, is there shit on the back of my head, WTF????
• stoopid pirate monke why nobody want you // white and green four-ball-feet creatures for a black one yeah
• monke
• come git your dopamine fix
• boredom phase of procrastination
• earthquake shakey shake
• how long has it been, I don’t remember
• shadoo dwagon is funny, stomach is not
• chillll
• “argued” with a kid online last month, bro said kid’s like 14 you’re…. 41 lol XD, found out today kid is really 14 ahhahahahaha
• eh, got 3 more for much cheaper, haven’t recouped my loss from this yet lol
• overpaid for a trading stand, honestly quite nice, saves a few clicks typey type and strolling
• weather was nice today, stomach was NOT
• see you next tuesday
• mom wore 30 year old suit for her birthday
• I swear pho place recognizes me as the one that comes when it’s sold out
• huh, dirt? ant? OMG black round fucking blood-sucking bug!
• booooo boring white pet for my vamps~~ dang it I was making a neon
• ayyy it came, nice~ this 2nd-hand is honestly in better condition than some NEW I got
• If my previous test results were high, wouldn’t you test it again to see if the meds work??
• BEEF airing dirty laundry online seems like a bad choice
• reached tipping point at work today, nice
• YAAAAASSSSS, finally new status update
• BAHHH, how hard is it to ship, dude if you don’t want to sell just cancel damn it
• memory is shit but I swear “You Look So Fine” remaster is different, favorite track is burned onto my core memory
• huh power was supposed to go out all day, done by noon… welp slept all day anyway
• new tracking you say
• I think I’m nearing the age of buying the same shit over and over again
• down :/
• I tend to not pay too much attention to lyrics unless I like the song or it’s too obvious… then it’s like yay it’s a sex song or bathwater wtf??
• dude wtf, mail got returned and you don’t even bother messaging me
• goodbye my favorite manga artist
• where my CD, it was supposed to arrive yesterday
• aw man, was feeling pretty good yesterday, back wakes up and says hell naw
• huh… pulled this one off the shelf, absolutely have no idea when I got this
• 2024 where buying a $5 including shipping CD is faster than downloading a 12 year old album, how times have changed
• think I should move up doc’s appointment, having to go to the bathroom 4 times a day is way too shitty
• ey fuck you
• Wat? I changed my password in November???
• it’s my fake birthday
• don’t have anymore postcard size watercolor paper, too lazy to bring out the cutting mat
• slipped in the tub bashed my leg fuuuuucccckkkk
• skipped meds for 4 days already still feel like shit
• huh, gotta buy the Japan version for the bonus track, sly stuff
• caught up on lore… huh, kinda changes things
• finding undiscovered old albums kinda nice, huh only owned 4, down the nd/gwen rabbit hole
• went to sleep with 3 blankets woke up with 1/2
• so…………………………….many……………………………………..boxes
• how is it so hot, already done with winter?
• super hard to get birdie, only saw once in game… why are you the wrong color :( so disappointed
• mom said it hot out, checks phone 15°C… came home short sleeved, stoopid weather app
• aw man no more 10 pets left for trading, still haven’t got chip back either
• huh. so… it wasn’t cracked/chipped? so smooth now
• yeeeaaah maybe that 100 clams hot pot yesterday wasn’t the brightest idea, my feet itch like hell
• tf, where did all the holidays go
• Day 177, attempted murder ✓
• fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..so close to getting NFR Criosphinx whyyyyyyyyyyy
• really hope I don’t regret not doing the 2 trades
• heyo… feels good to be rich and a hoarder
• nobody want boxes
• fine…… nr jelly for a stoopid dirty doggo… it’s not even a leg, what??
• nooo… my friend… ok bye remember to come back
• oh. missed an extra day of expected disappointment
• med consultant didn’t answer phone… headache+fever beats puffy feet, knee pain, back pain
• got 2 crocs, gave my bro one… the chaos we induced was hilarious …forgot to screenshot damn
• bro pimped out my chip… nooooooo it kinda hurt
• huh. totally forgot to mention my shrimp episode cause I’m dumb and forgot… why you want more blood
• not as cold today feet don’t hurt as much… huh. // ooo candy strawberries okie
• not sure the med is working, hey new brushes arrived
• stop grabbin my feet
• wow my feet are super bloated… anyhoo how is it in 2024 you still need 5 vials of my blood to do tests
• hmm last time shrimp feet was….. 6 years ago WTF
• aiight, as expected 4k at 150% still can’t see shit… also why is it so bright, I’m at 0 already
• 4 layers my hands are still ice
• yo cactus friend so cute
• my hands are ice
• feels like -1°C go nap for a sec, slept for 4 hours… hand pop kinda hurts, damn it man, left was the only joint that didn’t hurt
• 🍪Chip🍪 …hmm actually should name him Dale
• tender bruised meat
• got kidnapped to see a chiropractor, the crack tug on my spine no happy, kneading was kinda nice
• this lingering aftertaste from these milk strawberries feels bleh, is it pesticides?
• no expensive strawberries
• hey o fren, kinda? remember you
• where warranty
• sssssss ahhhhh my knee wtf
• nooo…. sheep friend unfriend me and bro…. welp
• damn do I honestly sleep like this
• owie… want some strawberries, where my strawberries
• new 2 from stash seems meh… order new sables
• crackcrackcrack
• pfff… reality is there’s no such thing that’s fair
• good work, jellyfishies… thanks for the haul, I’ll get you later
• oh what’s that, not enough back pain, here time to squeeze out some blood jellys
• bro said wobble, huh, does feel better than sitting
• birbs
• back hurts and went shopping with mom, ouch
• am I mom? strawberries were meh, damn it’s already January where my Japanese strawberries at
• logged in in forever, omg this UI sucks, super dumbed down, is the cpanel useless??? wtf why is it so hard to find
• meh what year is it
• sweet, my film came back… gimme em sprockets
• oh nice, we get monday off
• precisely the reason I don’t watch games anymore, my brain comes up with dreams that makes me sad
• oh that’s right, my poor pistons, completely blocked that shit out lol
• I swear there was something I wanted to draw yesterday, it’s been a hour I don’t remember
• oh wow, this lemon cake from my friend is really good
• santa fucked up my knee sssss-ah
• your coal
• wanted to try chicken ramen place for months, waited in line for a hour with dead weight, meh so salty
• hanbagu a bit mediocre, a lot smoke
• grilled cow tongue, medium rare
• where do you guys come from, do parking spaces magically appear when it’s cold or when it rains, 7 min drive took me an hour to get home
• huh. mom just said work building caught fire on the news, nothing happened, still have to go to work tomorrow
• woah what gives
• why is my bedtime getting “earlier” omg the sun is rising
• short sleeve yesterday, goretex jacket today… okie
• yoooo, sheep friend made a huge score, thank you very much I’ll take that lol
• OMFG why did I spend an hour barking candy hare when boxes trades for freaking legs
• so noisy, turned off my alarm… whoops
• so tired
• why doesn’t it work
• Day 111 turtle // why we eat hot pot when it 29 degrees C, why is it 29
• omfg, power flicker + tripped on plug, why the fuck did we spend hours shutting down servers properly yesterday
• eyy, egg
• this game sucks too, where’s the egggggggggg
• nooooo….. used another token
• MASTER PANPAN… conceded 80 games just to play one game, goodbye hidden MMR
• Day 106, yay cow
• my thumb twitching
• 1 s fried chicken
• alright monke ninja, wacha gonna get me, don’t disappoint
• not fun, wasd so hard to control
• damn bag don’t fit, suck
• yo respond
• tortuga get, 5 overpay offers ✗, 1 underpay ✓
• buuuuhhhhhhhh
• wow these people that offer garbage have SSBDs and crocs, then turns around to say no you under when I offer, fuck off man
• woooo crap I feel poor now
• woah neato 2023 tmac 3 shoes still selling, so cheap, holy crap why are running shoes double the price of basketball shoes
• buh
• oof online class test kinda hard this time, got 100 tho lol
• bro says my controller is busy playing an alt
• third straight time pho sold out :(
• woah what thought I got good stuff, bro got a SSBD with crap, not fair hmph
• new pets sales sucks // my dire stags nooo, my ride pot nooo, kinda sad but it’s a win
• kids math is hard
• aw come on
• gah… so close yet so far
• no more boni… heyo neon ride magma snail, it blue
• even more depressing day, overtime fix nothing more problems, summer finally over, upset client boss, but hey got a ride magma snail yay
• waited 10 years to keep my word… no response chirp chirp
• rich bro possessed my ride bee
• bunion, somebody told me it’ll hurt one day, it hurts, shit
• damn it, can’t finish my track, hooleeshit, this game is frustrating
• eyy fly potion
• goodbye slimy TD, although I do like your UI better
• oh… gotta work in 5 hours
• SSBD ya totally related to Aedes mosquitos aren’t ya, TIHI
• yay got the postcard I drew in Vatican
• grind is ovah, whew // dentist said oh records been looking good for a while… oh look cavity, why you jinx me doc
• finally got the wfh experience topped off with the no pants attire
• oh right, boo
• 96% of storage, delete some spam, delete some photos, 97% of storage left, FUCK YOU THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS
• candy corn give em
• magic 8 ball you liar
• rich bro bought a vampire dragon and gave it to me, yay
• wattt neon is blue, want
• yay Korean soup arrived but I’m full already
• so many ghosts
• yes I’ll just freeze here in the server room while you remotely find a fix
• ten minutes trying to figure out my dummy gmail account, oh… huh, got the wrong username lol
• My pen show trip turned into overtime with nothing working and more problems, the fucko?
• why you sonuhvabeetch… gotta say that’s a pretty good scam, even got the little yellow heart
• splurged half mil, traded for the rock yay
• heh bruh is a try-hard grinder too
• new hairdryer not sure better or worse
• one day shipping kinda nice
• pretty sure I’m forgetting a couple of things on my to-do list… hmm don’t care
• why my nail skin still fucked up, it wasn’t even cold
• hefty bill is coming, still need a new monitor… and a hairdryer
• aw man, there’s venchi here… costs double but still
• why is there so much stuff on my to do list, imma chose sleep first, also what’s with the fucking ants
• flight attendant took my headset, didn’t get to finish :(
• 10 more hours to go, yo watching luca on the plane back from venice gives the feels
• time is up :(
• so smol, bit disappointed
• eh, I don’t get luxury, didn’t wear my new “low cost” t-shirt
• found raphael, birdie so cool
• all roads leads to… 2 sticks?… nope not even a stick
• roma so many peepo
• why no take my money
• ~18k steps today, my feeeet
• always missing one
• eh, are you number 101, last bite was amazingly good tho
• that chocolate store sales deserves a raise, caught 4 fishies by feeding more samples and more samples and more samples
• gondola was kinda infuriating, phoenix was black, after-hour$ tour kind cooool
• wait what’s my name
• venice yay
• all roads leads to… sleeping in dubai airport like a hobo
• double-down on film, back hurts already
• already checked-in, my suitcase is still empty, aaaaand mild headache
• on the fence on bringing my holga
• really should start packing… hey got my first ride pot
• 09MBP brings back the feels, wee trackpad, took me 1.5hr to figure out the driver included was the wrong version
• panicked for a sec there, thought I reached the end of my moleskine album stash
• awkward… don’t have space to open my suitcase
• a-yo got a free goose from claw machine lol
• the emptiness at the end of a grind… mainly the reason I like F2P
• grinded 81 melons, 2 for niece, 1 last minute and leftover dang
• melonsssss, thought you said 4 days
• finally got a flying tiger but this camera shake is too much, chill out dude are you on drugs
• wait what, less than 10 mins of gameplay took 600MB off my mobile data omg
• …must …get…….. Molten Melons…..
• OMG am I playing WoW??? What the hell is this picking herbs and grinding?
• 42 eggs finally, also overpaid for a NFR garf
• 34 eggs, where pity timer? game on beeyatch
• omg grapple is a game-changer, makes playing WoW simultaneously very sad
• weather says no
• day 30, third line… fine I’ll go buy a new monitor
• shampoos changing formula and smell is such a dick move, I always end up having to buy multiple bottles of shit
• this game’s egg/potion/neon currency makes no fucking sense
• Guess I’m fine scamming kids too, can’t blame me for fulfilling your spam request for 3 urban eggs
• huh. traded an egg for a tiger, so freaking adorable
• dang… these children’s games are so predatory, gambling, FOMO, endless time and gold sinks
• gonna barter my way to a fly potion
• fragile ego gut punch
• woah bandage-man sold for 8,888,888g, lol why, took almost 5 years
• Seriously… another line???? I can’t be the only one that has to see this. :P
• 15 straight games no panpan :(
• WTF sticky floor reverse stock split comes with $38 fee and liquidation, so much for my nvidia gains
• maximum capability of my attention span
• everybody panpan, let’s go
• niece started first grade today, roblox withdrawal, why internet so slow
• took me 2 hours to find this clip I saw a few days ago, clicked through my history couldn’t even find it
• gravy
• we’re driving in your fast car, your fast car, yeah
• grinded couple hours to complete track rewards, 6228→7932 still have a bit of bonus
• got soakin wet for a bowl of pho
• nerfed. so quick… anddddd how is the 0.5% pet stronger than the 0.01% now, you guys suck
• when life gives you lemon, eat it, my niece is six
• bzzzzt
• F2P but gotta say (repeatable) gifting the best pet in game for 45min of afking is pretty scummy game decision
• brought my mom along to a toy expo, she bought more than me… huh.
• pet is adorable
• ah my back… speaking of back, flying game is back with replaced pets named with piracy-prefix hmmmmmmm
• check phone before nap turned into a 7-hour korean manga binge
• flying game is gone… what the hey
• yoooooo… black line on monitor, so much for the annoying black dot
• cat by request 2
• buried my dreams that likely died a long time ago
• so many eggs, carry me 0.01% pet
• rebirth 13, world 2 is useless now, honestly didn’t know what else to expect (pets are ugly af now)
• met some old friends in my dreams, hope they doing ok
• forgetting something but don’t remember
• dreamt that parasites were coming out of my ankle, my reaction was: oh right, need to apply cream ….WTF
• fo real, 5hr grind for 5 rebirths to go stage 2 that instantly makes stage 1 obsolete
• fuck your fucking rebirth system, you better be worth it, legit angry over a roblox game
• I’ll just wipe my tears with this stinky paper
• stocks makes me sad, can’t sell bags, selling winners and watching em soar feels even worse
• oh hey I saw this post about that a few days ago… nope can never find it EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
• vendor knocked off 1/4 of the price after one round of bargaining, honestly don’t know how to feel about that
• still mobile enough to bully cousin’s kid // winning climb the ladder with my left was unexpected
• but I dun wanna
• grumpy old fart
• comfort
• need more blood
• spin the wheel of pain
• What did I get this year? Fat. I got fat.
• ………
• Ionescu going 25-27 is fucking insane… gotta say JP still my all-time fav 3-point shooter tho, fastest release ever
• pandas are fascinating, dumb as fuck but get a pass because they’ve capped out on charm
• cat by request
• bit short-tempered and mean lately, not sure why
• feels like my body knows my birfday is coming up
• bro and co went home
• niece one 5, niece two 2, me ancient
• think it’s been 2 weeks, neighborhood doggo no barko :(
• LIES, bring back that placebo tape
• doesn’t hurt as much
• A group of crabs is called a cast.
• annual lose fingers day
• huh. memory is way different than my diary
• stairs hurts
• ankle and a knee
• so… sore arm, sore neck, and I can barely see without my glasses… damn it
• nice, holder came, imma set this up in my bed
• 2 coworkers came to work with covid, defend the gates trusty mask
• new revelation, I can shoot free throws with my left
• pro mode
• new phone stand didn’t come with a freaking holder, imma shove this up your ass
• booted from the kids table
• must say the crushed sharpness is rather infuriating, look at the glow
• fairly certain my buyer’s remorse would be 2x stronger if I went with the S23 lol
• years of laggy tsumtsum mastery renders useless with new phone omg can’t even get 4000g wtf
• caved and got the A5 descendant, don’t like it :(
• coworker called me middle aged FML, isn’t asking age a no-no
• when did I get this slab of fat
• stepped on crack, avoided ankle sprain, fucked up knee instead // got my new pp, the A-holes are stars, cool
• why banks snek
• lost 2 auctions, somehow losing to autobids sucks even more
• ran into old friend in the wild
• ah right, no reddit
• ICE CREAM SANDWICH, hell yeah new fridge
• there’s a 2 pixel bug dead inside my monitor, tech friend bet me it’s on the outside
• new fridge part 2, old one ackushully still works
• bro said niece packed her own backpack, it was full of snacks and stuffed animals, so adorable
• bruh brought me disgusting melted donuts….. and… stomach hurts again
• picked up bro+niece from airport, was the damn taxi driver home driving on a wobbly joystick??? WTH dude
• Am I really considering shelling out double the price because I want a smaller and lighter phone?
• huh, SIL who I met 2 days ago has same water faucet poo symptoms, same degree fever, same timeline
• holy shit, hotels are expensive, kinda wanna get a new phone too
• gotcha low poly horsie
• doc played with my tendon a bit and said doesn’t look too messed up plus you also learned to live with it for so long… fair point
• gonna get hurt hurt checked out tomorrow
• no loot, just more pitiful gold… when did token become 500k holy shit
• is this safe to eat
• 30+ year old fridge is dying
• 1 bag, 1 leg, pitiful gold
• 10-some hours, 5 bags, where mount?
• where mount at
• need a new pp
• dreamt that my bus flat out ditched me again… me: oh, I’ll just drive to school…. ….hold the fuck up
• back feels off
• watermelon’s gone bad
• one of our frequent restaurants trimmed down their menu to one page, most of our favorites did not make the list
• nope’d the fuck out in my dream, 3000 for a clay toy, fuck off
• photo
• memory is shit, procrastination landed me another fucking fine
• me: why would you need an x-ray for a nail flip… oh… dad broke finger …shocked pikachu…
• swipe
• moooooooo
• happy mother’s day
• baby niece loves shoes, also stroller and niece super heavy wtf
• gyoza
• washed clothes don’t smell fresh
• hydra smash
• upgraded to fiber with a 17% discount and 3x speed, took the bait
• after much consideration… how did I end up grabbing poop with my hand
• where do kids get their energy
• poopo
• nyeh low batt
• yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh …not working
• whew, almost got a ticket today
• still like chicken over fish broth
• well dinner was super expensive
• GAH, go away
• reread REAL, wait I totally have the set how come I barely remember shit
• huh.. my phone has an extensive collection of this fucking bird’s squawk since 2019
• fucking damn bird is back
• I like my watermelon crunchy, mom says I’m adopted lol
• this baby better taste good
• whopper 134NT
• tum tum don’t feel good
• damn ants, fuck off
• being a cat probably not a bad deal
• not the same but ok, I like onions
• that strike was too close to my liking
• AC ON
• 2½ days till ramen
• wait what holdup, chicken ramen place reopened under a different name last week, why didn’t you say so
• I am legit a lvl 2 noob calling out a lvl 99 end game GOD asking “hey… help… why can’t I log in?”
• pulled my back
• You shave to show sexy legs, I shaved my fur to showoff my huge ass multicolored bruise. We are not the same.
• look pretty pictures
• throbbing headache
• did not know that I have an even younger passport, need new pp
• server’s back online, my weekend gone
• ordered breakfast first time in forever, store moved; order lunch, store closed; drove to store, no parking
• Fun fact: frogs drink water through skin
• ᴏʜ sʜɪᴛ
• bloat
• does earlier mean sunrise
• so much for going to bed earlier, 2 more volumes, 5 it is
• mew, how is it 5
• Huh, if PizzaHut actually sold those prank pizzas (aka cheese crust rings) does it still count as a prank?
• honing my pi-parrot skills, yarr
• 1000yen strawberry quite disappointing, looks beautiful tho … also half price and free shipping
• yay, “even more expensive strawberries” on the way
• fuck, placed a new order for even more expensive strawberries // meanwhile bought a box of bear ones, still suck yep // flying to Japan legit crossed my mind
• it’s been a week, where my strawberries
• what the hell was that crunchy sound in my room
• mmhmmm
• washed my AC filter and my blankies aaaaand it’s cold again damn it
• where my strawberries at
• ordered a box of strawberries online, $56… where my damn strawberries at
• yall racists and sexists
• Trial of Style makes me unreasonably furious… ‘dark magic’ you wear white, ‘purple’ you wear white, ‘green’ = white WTF??
• 德島ももいちご winner so far
• Seriously? All duds, what a waste of money, still cost 10 bucks after discount. Hmph, bear ones suck.
• Note to self: don’t be a sucker and fall for discount bruised strawberries
• well well would you look at the time
• where good ramen
• BAK
• i like my hole
• 24°C temperature drop in 12 hours… one step closer to summer/winter in one day future
• strawberry hunt
• first white strawberry – give you an ok. sweet but needs more flavor
• a bit much
• stew
• hmm.. why am I gaining weight
• no egg for you
• aw man, why would you ruin good fries with truffles, so musky
• “Gold can’t buy happiness, but it can buy back pain.”
• Ayo, what did I say, just as expected. Show = Book
• not this one
• おらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおらおら
• nth time trying to get through Jojo, color version is carrying
• fat guy, one star, mediocre
• too cold to draw
• yo those pencil sketches are insane, fuck no photos
• actual blue chicken ramen, soup turns lavender with lemon……………………….ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ˢʰᵒʸᵘ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉⁿ ʳᵃᵐᵉⁿ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ
• how long has it been
• my brain and memory is absolute garbo but it follows the same exact thought process, quite fascinating
• got nothing today
• upped odds feels worse not hitting when other ppl are like “is this rare, got it on my first box, heehee”
• got second-hand cringe watching that shit, holy shit ya need better friends for advice, what a waste of hops
• I ate A ~$10 strawberry six years ago, OMFG 10/10, ever since then every strawberry is endless disappointment
• a bit later every day
• needs shoyu
• in it for the drama
• no ducks to give
• mm whatever
• reminiscing the time I got WNBA baseline seats… *checks folder* …holy shit 13 years ago wtf
• mm disgusting. …. ….right up my alley :D
• my pizza was undercooked today :(
• it’s been 3 hours since I’ve said I’m going to bed…
• it wasn’t a sky hook, bron bron
• costco freebies, grapes and apple pie good good
• guess I can re fire punch again since I don’t remember any details from chainsaw man, damn my memory lasts less than 3 years
• not sure how to feel about not remembering anything to a show I supposedly read before
• ey, only lasts for 3 mins
• Where my personal cloud at?
• Dang, I thought the trading post tendies was weekly… also this kitty has too much ugly armor, you Maiev or something?
• after asking me which day I puked during the holidays, my coworker concluded my body is vehemently repulsive towards work
• I think I strained my neck during my dreamathon
• slept all day, going to bed
• just puked my dinner out, couldn’t baby hellspawn come out before the shower not in the middle of blow drying my hair
• never was really into mogs but damn all my alts looks cool now, my main mage looks boring af
• where time go
• I don’t have a heater.
• need more time to do stuff that kills time
• [Feels like: -1°C] ………you serious, I can feel the cold seeping in
• I think my corny new shirt got me the W on our annual cny bets
• haven’t ate M in YEARS, eh… shoulda gone with normal burger
• SUPER THICK cycle done
• dafuq, my weather widget died, it’s not like I’m using a 8 year old phone… oh wait I am
• 5 years, same location, different store, no bunnies
• it’s out – tiny paws are adorable, it really does look like you’re pissing yourself tho
• rabbit mount looks disappointing :(
• yaaas
• Mom doesn’t know the Number 1 Rule to Gachapon: Never say “anything but [x]” while turning.
• Year 12? Dang, I didn’t make a set for myself.
• queued 2 hours for a disappointing bowl of ramen, got scammed an extra hour of parking, and upset stomach… yep.
• new router seems to be working
• another 43 more days to grind
• wtf, why didn’t you list the final requirements from the start, such bullshit
• I think it’s the undermining that really bothers me, not cool.
• no coating bleeds, too much coating repels water, damn moleskine fix yo quality control
• when will things look up
• there is no hurry
• auction ended 60 bucks cheaper than the last one, hell ya
• dayyum subs are getting even more expensive
• is PVP not a thing anymore
• how the hell is it 2023 already
• queue took forever
• alright, last low effort drawing for the rest of the year
• phew easiest auditor ever, I was totally prepared… yep.
• 串燒
• ran into fishing bud in the wild, that’s wild; dude made me a new fishing pole
• been smelling smoke for a week… also seems like my teeth smells, what gives
• no armor seems cuter
• I don’t get presents.
• chef could pass as santa
• getting otto 2 days ago makes renown 25 a big bit underwhelming
• wwwait a minmin, I’m fairly certain those soup mobs didn’t give rep before this reset
• when did KFC become so…. disappointing
• Otto too cool
• so cold. my hands
• oh dang it’s account-wide, could’ve waited and saved my mats for the other 2
• ayy rep got nerfed, likely can paint this derp blue tomorrow
• ooookie… thanks kind random stranger for pointing out all the overheated pools and killing those damn froggies
• I’m at 15, where’s the rep?
• wtf chef, 2 full soup, no boss, total 3 quests = 75rep
• blanket number 3 ACTIVATE
• these aren’t blueberry muffins
• can you get covid by phone, I don’t feel too good
• server lag made me realize soup is AFK-able………………. coulda told me a week ago
• waaait, it’s fishing instead??? …but soup
• wait I get one for free?
• must… keep… grinding…
• otters have favorite rocks
• Moleskine, why do you suck so much?
• that hot pot kinda nasty
• third time’s the charm, three car fixes in three weeks
• blue dragon looks too much like Ginyu, yellow is a much uglier flakey wyvern
• huh. I still like smaller mounts better
• okie. 830% preetty good
• how are you a dragon if you can’t really fly
• llama
• madison sq park shake shack has the fattest squirrels… damn it, can’t find my photo :(
• FINE, I’ll eat the token
• Black Friday deals are usually pretty scammy
• thanks
• friend asked for some artists to follow…digging through my folders kinda fun…… still waiting for that part 3
• ya supposed to be orange
• dreamt that I was at a friend’s place, volcanic diarrhea spurting everywhere, the horror… anyway, flushed the toilet at work today, poo and water came out
• i sleep
• leveling 4 50-somes was fine, grinding from level 18 is a bit too much
• leveling during prepatch invasions is super satisfying
• thought it’d take 10 min to fix the car lock, waited for 3 fucking hours OMG
• drove a mechanic through a car wash to prove my car leaks
• 8 billion peepo // should be finally out of Chase’s loop, yay leveled my karen skills
• the balance between time-interest-money determines whether or not to give up
• moshi moshi
• WCF checklist finally up to date… maybe // dang makes me wanna go to Japan, gotta pay extra for that golden sticker
• ᵇᵘʸ Ⴆυყ b̵͉̯̮̦̘͊͗̃ư̷̢̺͓̲͎̖͖̱̍̓͋͗͘͘ý̶̛̥̹̬̓̈́̀̏̂́̒̾̑
• time-gated limited coupons are super scammy
• C.O.D. with free shipping, so evil
• my hand slipped, bought …a few… toys, hey found my old checklist
• co-worker was flaunting her baseball shirt from yesterday’s game, huh, ya don’t see me showing my Super Vegito do you now
• uh. yeah?
• toy show, another old flame
• 249 mounts to go… holy shit this is legit super hard, impossible to complete rn as a casual
• gahhhh…
• holy shit, huge ass zit, totally in scale
• waited 40 min for a ramen I wanted to try out for weeks, it was ok… got onions tho
• spooky stuff
• what’s for halloween?
• caved and ate my token / not a mount collector but kinda want the 500 mount otter / spent 500k on 80 mounts, not even halfway there D:
• playing among us with a 5 year old kid at 3AM, super sus
• don’t go into to gaping asshole… aaaaand yep you went into the gaping asshole
• if there’s no benefit in making an enemy, don’t bother; especially with those that handle your food
• 6 copypasta messages + 5 international calls (2 that went through) that costs way more than the fee to finally get an answer
• can’t put weight on my ligament → eh~ totally fine → omg I can’t walk → repeat
• new scissors count up to 4 now, old one still works better
• floor was wet, stood on a stool to brush my teeth today, I’m glad I’m not a giant nor a hobbit
• Fucking Chase man, I’m really close to pulling out my Karen card.
• bought a wolf, so cute
• what do I do now
• goggles+jelly magnet+hallow’s end buff this combobo is insane… now what am I going to farm
• elevator dropped at work today………………. well… way less dramatic but still warrants a freakout
• are there any Highland Hare counter add-ons, damn you stoopid rabbits
• stoopid jelly
• ICE CREAM SANDWICH WHERE
• wash em
• don’t feel that much different than yesterday, but I can smell my sweat now
• my T got lighter
• feeling bit better, can barely smell shit
• acetaminophen my new bud
• feels like my body fixed my neck then call quits
• tbh considering how shitty I feel, I’d be more surprised if it wasn’t positive… check out my thick T
• so far negative but my energy and heat is leaking
• mom tested positive, my throat itchy… spooky season script sucks
• need a new neck
• where photo, I should always have photo
• tiny water bottle makes a good ice pack
• more damn neck pain
• yeah…no, been on the internet too long to try to smash a Schrödinger horror piñata
• be free ya huge ass creepy seven-legged spider, and please don’t come back
• ʷᵒᵒ
• passing through
• dropped and dented my favorite pair of scissors
• clam
• mom want tiger
• stoopid Chase, no steal my 5 bucks
• needs shoyu
• bagawh
• midnight hunger
• totally forgot my new tech duties
• i didn’t get to buy it
• credit card company finally fixed their push notifications, only took like… 3 months…
• 8k MMR, top0.1%
• top51k to top1k ranking in one day
• today apple sour
• tailbone hurts
• I called work 336 times today, at work. FML
• pour your misery down
• aw… that insane baseline spin move highlight wasn’t real
• hai~~ya~~~~
• when you chicken ramen dudes coming back
• craving
• sweating, weak, and hungry
• GOD MODE ACTIVATED
• DAY3: weather forecast always shows 0% rain for the day after tomorrow slot
• hmph
• sizzle
• dang it typhoon, come back when I have to work
• spent more monay using the damn coupons
• not my fucking problem
• infuriated enough to watch the sun rise 2 days straight
• mmm itza trap
• sparkles
• no fun
• wowwaitwhy
• F2P all the way
• traveling 2 hours just to arrive 12 minutes late was a wee bit crushing
• what’s this shit?
• so sad.
• reading is hard
• BBBagholder hahahaha that flair’s hilarious
• OH YEAH
• wait, my apple, come back
• gimme that apple drink
• shucks, nicest guy at work is leaving, who’s gonna fix computer now
• niece gets 2-day birthday party, dang bro, we used to share 1
• eyy, post on alt = get awarded, whyyyyy
• freshly washed smells amazing
• noooooo…cookies and cream got recalled
• chicken ramen, when you coming back :(
• wtf happened to my lip
• why can’t my AC stay at 25°
• k.
• dude… I ordered an CD didn’t expect it to come in vinyl size, where am I gonna put this
• itz luffy hat // ramen and broth sucked, chicken and egg were superb tho
• qwest for chicken ramen, GO
• it’s never fine
• wait what costco has new ice cream sandwiches… must try and get disappointed
• apple green tea jelly is my new obsession
• figuring out which song this tune sounds similar to is so satisfying
• really should wash my pens but I’d rather just sit here
• where’d my day go, story of my life
• dentist complimented my teef brushin :D
• kalm… negative for covid, slept another day
• panik… my throat hurts and I slept all day
• I save everything yet I can’t seem to find anything
• finally not greeted by bursting ink… yeah… well… no more ink left, that works I guess
• I often wonder how teenage me would look down at me now throwing money on the internet… it’s been 20 years bitch.
• my GME grew babies
• tiger time
• CAKE and a headache
• why are you so leaky
• Who cut my internet, I need to feed my pixel fishies… TIL tethering
• birfday
• yup.
• doc pretty much said don’t sprain your ankle
• When is chicken ramen coming back, new shop is meh, also… where cake? I was promised cake.
• hurthurt
• dreams are magical
• mmm burger, also booked an orthopedic appointment
• hard to start, hard to stop
• love me some scratches
• dots… more dots… shit… lost my rubber ball instantly
• darker one looks better
• can’t resist buying new pens
• my brain is cranking out false memories, or is it true, I don’t know
• yasssss revel in the pain
• never knew I’d be able to check this off my list 14(!!???!!!!!?!!!) fucking years later, holy shit
• hot damn, these kids so strong
• game in 10hrs, my center bailed
• why isn’t memory dirt cheap, it’s been yeeeeeeeeeeears
• where my money go
• save the knees
• bored
• SCORE!! Found some manga that I totally don’t remember buying…
• Any BINGOs yet?
• dreamt that I drove off an one lane cliff, well… I got my seat belt on
• to the healing chambers
• why aren’t my knees supportive… lol
• can’t shoot cause my owbow hurts, can’t run cause my knees hurt, now I’m just sad
• knee pain is kinda new for me… I’m Peter
• tapetapetape tapetapetape
• second thought, I did watch a few ankle taping vids… damn heel lock I forgot
• Woah woah woah, why did youtube recommend a ’98 Jordan Hill highlight game, what happened to my sunken hours of teppanyaki?
• I bought tape
• 5 outdoor games… I’m tired already
• doctor, nah… just need to get some tape
• watched some old massacre games… soooo much blood, sweat, and tears
• been reading my old journal… I feel like the guy(lol) from Memento
• you otter be kidding, why only one episode this week
• I WAS planning to go running… slept the whole day instead… damn I hate running
• WHAT when did parking become 15, I remember paying 80 a few years ago
• damn mosquitos
• THE PURGE
• no matter how long it’s been, it’s better not to look under the bandaid
• oh wow no… just realized my 20 year old journal is still alive omg
• why yes dear… that was a long time ago
• lactic acid YAAAASSSSS
• it’s been 1223 days since I moved faster than a snail, learned that I don’t have legs lol
• memory lane CRINGE
• woah~ old flame, no shame
• Whoever designed Blackrock Foundry’s map… FUCK YOU!!
• waking up at 4:50AM with a massive headache sucks
• yay flying
• been subscribed but only played like a total of 2weeks + 2days of Shadowlands content… still can’t fly
• went to pick up my card, came out to cops by my car… whoopsies… wasn’t for me, no ticket please
• my means of entertainment is boring
• LPT: best way to get rid of ants is to smear its dead corpse juice all over the place
• cubie neighbor to the right got COVID, cubie neighbor to the left been coughing for a week
• GTFO
• what. the. fuck? Found a line of scab down my side/back…
• LOVE DEATH + ROBOTS SEASON 3 IS OUT
• wtf why can’t I use the “refund” to buy new crap since you won’t return without charging me a fee
• couldn’t get the one I wanted, must buy more random crap to compensate
• nyeh… bored
• bought 2 auctions, one doesn’t ship, one missed an item
• dad befriended a wild baby bird by blow-drying it, it still died from the rain, poor
• buy mermaids with pitchforks… profit???
• yesterday’s takeout ramen only consisted of noodle+egg+soup… dude where’s the rest???
• new milk tea shop around the corner tastes bleh :(
• Huh. Watched Perfume again… honestly don’t remember most of it
• dreamt that hell gates were opening, what do I pack… my friend got a full room of packed boxes ready to ship omg so smart
• beary red
• with love
• could you stop screaming outside my window at 2~5AM and shitting on my car
• THE FUCKING BIRD IS BACK
• takeout ramen better than no ramen
• kinda miss being able to go downstairs and buy a bag of Ruffles
• anybody completed their bingo card yet
• it so far away
• BAT
• S123 hooking S456 kinda bleh
• is it just me or did the show fall off a cliff
• bad cookie
• i’m invested
• The Expanse binge, omg can’t stop
• it dun make sense
• TIL down speed correlates with up speed… 20 years too late
• oh… that makes sense
• Erased
• computer squeaking why
• gee a simple thanks would have sufficed
• huh, it’s getting cold
• updoot
• no take egg
• knock knock
• not sure if I want my left hand drawings to look better or worse
• what the what the what
• sunk-cost fallacy, do I go for season 2
• down speed so slow
• AC TIME
• 仙草奶茶
• taxes nyeh
• got my drink // got ambushed by a damn spida // my ankle feels off
• need my sugar fix, and ramen
• can’t ever draw the rest of the fucking owl
• binged 4 seasons of Mr. Robot
• not found
• how fucking hard is it to cast fluent extras to play the part
• how much is too much shrimp
• cool joke, it’s April and it’s cold
• cool… somebody responded to my 2+ year comment
• spent a hour at Starbucks yesterday and I still can’t get this smokey feel out of my tainted lungs
• whacha do when listening to audio books
• no mo water
• don’t want to
• Altered Carbon
• mommy’s birfday
• the fuck of the whats
• sunk
• water
• shit… there’s no water
• i smell like mint
• ooooo… my back
• ded spida, stay ded
• weekly ramen trip yay
• raise mice skill point +3
• how is it so hot already
• watched 4 hours of Severance whilst stocks tank, yep
• the endless loop of not wanting to go bed to not wanting to get out of bed
• papapapanda
• yay chicken ramen is back
• my friend is a robot
• dead mouse #3 revived
• was planning to go buy some stuff, slept for 4 hours instead… welp
• couldn’t make it past step 2 in fixing my mouse
• dum
• 4 blankets down to 1 in 3 days
• nothing good
• dang how is it so hot already
• my walls are sweating
• tried a new ramen place, waited for a hour, disappointing broth, came back with a headache and stomachache… lovely
• why is my mouse dropping shit already, come on
• shiiiiiiiiiiiieeet… one win from 10k then went on a freaking landslide
• I thought I ordered Korean fried chicken…
• sad stuff
• glad I don’t need to study history
• bun
• it twosday
• Those that decide to ditch their motorcycle and drive to work on a cold rainy day, where the hell do you park your cars?????
• another year of expected disappointment
• sweating profusely indoors on a cold rainy day sucks
• dreamt that my college roomie’s sister was very enthusiastic about teaching me how to box/block i.e. beating the shit out of me
• so fucking tilted
• was it my fault
• wait what $38 Mandatory Reorganization Fee fuck you
• when big love rocket
• my weekend gone
• where moldy smell coming from
• hungryyyyy
• don’t shit on me
• So a few days ago my friend on FB posted a bday photo with candles, I thought, wow so old. Five seconds later I remembered we were classmates. FML.
• it’s 3AM and I want fries
• There were window washers at work today. It poured shortly after… must suck.
• chinese new year over
• too cold to come out
• 射龍門
• have not played OUTSIDE in a while
• OMG HUGE ASS MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM WTF …also I cracked top 100 yay
• this moleskine gave me 2 signatures of garbage (so far)
• owwwie
• so many 8th. tilt
• good buddies carry me to top 200
• shit buddies are such shit
• my room so damp I dreamt of eating stale egg rolls (barquillo)
• my ears seems off
• buddy
• I have the superpower of precisely grabbing a handful of paperclips in the amount needed… and braking my neck
• how many shade
• ughghhhhh tumtum
• chicken ramen place closing till March
• immortality even with secondary skills would still suck
• found 1000 bucks in the office today
• good riddance
• WHY AM I FIXING A FUCKING POWERPOINT AT 2AM, I AIN’T YOUR LITTLE BITCH
• hey rude
• no cilantro
• it fine
• brrr
• hoohoo i can move my head
• don’t invade my happy place
• still don’t know if placebo tape actually helps but it sure gave me a fucking rash god damn it
• can sleep on side now, no scary snorts
• I can kinda move my head now
• woke myself up a dozen times today because of my own snoring… what’s that noise
• TIL by wincing a couple hundred times and not being able to sleep that you use a certain muscle in the back of your neck while swallowing… and guess who has a fever
• ah shit, my neck
• oh yeah~ korean fried chicken, fries, onions, bubble tea… my heart kinda hurts lol
• B-bitch
• Wait, weekend’s over?
• have a new year
• one
• two
• chugga chugga
• nevermind…slap it on, send it
• how is shipping so complicated now
• holy shit, my ex-roomies and I have the same shit memory… who?
• プレゼント
• you do it
• car so smooth
• didn’t want to shell out an extra 60nt for delivery on 95nt noodles, ended up spending 300nt by going out to buy myself
• want some fries
• Christmas list? Hell nah, that’s the repair bill for the car…
• feeeeesh
• my eyes are so dry
• the cold is seeping in
• dreamt i dug up my 10+ year old portfolio/thesis that was a ripoff modded early 2000’s CG RPG game (not even close)
• I like listening to Japanese songs where I can’t understand anything even if it’s in English
• here’s a fish
• burger place down the street moved, damn it, i wanted fries
• this book is bland
• totally had something to draw, forgot what it was
• suck
• got my teeth cleaned
• coworker said I look crooked today… 3 separate times
• super bored but don’t want to do shit limbo
• how many more hours of teppanyaki do i need to completely throw off youtube’s algorithm
• not sure which made me more upset: getting beat with a double crossover step back three or not getting the rebound cause my body can’t keep up
• ahhahahaha yep, 100% right on cue, no joke
• took the cheating shortcut and traded for a 50mf war travs, yay, one step closer to quitting
• GAHHHH insufferable hero, shit deus ex machina ending… got my ramen and teppanyaki fix tho
• listening to a mystery audiobook and watching teppanyaki/ramen/burger videos for the past 5 hours
• sucks
• deleter
• so hot, so cold, ded arm
• trang-oul’s ✓
• pretty sure I read this book 20 years ago… only remember 1% lol
• mice
• back back
• new hairdryer seems strong
• something something don’t remember
• yuh
• yee ordered some depleted stock
• FUN FACT: mice sigh
• mouse are you dying already wtf
• mmm mmmm
• nyehhh
• blehp.
• ohm my god
• when better
• deleter
• ehyo hold this for me
• my clothes stink
• need more bag space
• okie it cold, also daylight savings suck, either or already
• 2020s – no need to dump skill points into basic human decency
• out of wow tokens
• so hot, it’s november yo, cold is late
• nvda up 45+ and I’m sad about the share I sold last week hmmmm
• wait a minute… spooky season’s supposed to be over, why did I get more unexplained bruises on my leg
• flee
• goddammit I forgot to get the cardback
• does boo comes from ghost farts
• spooky
• or maybe sick and depressed
• bored and don’t want to do anything
• what’s with Squid Game hype??? 3/10
• halfway
• Patch 7.0
• updating…
• i got shot
• got a super lowroll torch for dirt cheap heyo
• not sure if this teleport staff is making my runs faster if I keep dying lol
• feel kinda off
• no three in a row, give em boots
• goldwrap! dum me upgraded now I can’t wear it, i don’t even really need the extra pots
• dopamine fix
• freebies
• random stranger gifted alibaba / geared up a random newbie / found a GHEEDS :D
• I can’t carry anymore
• I can’t carry anymore.
• i slep
• rollback
• old and tired
• necro can’t teleport / sorc merc so squishy / computer is just as weak
• random stranger gifted my baby sorc a cloudy feet… why tf did I spend a whole day farming this yesterday
• cloudy feet, yay, killed so many cows for this
• explode some cows
• why can’t I name my druid “bite” now I sound like a dork
• re-spec’ed… now I OOM even faster without slaves to fight for me lol
• drank far more mana potions in 20 levels than I did in 20 years including WoW… also fuck you Duriel
• waited over a hour to download / cannot launch / why dum no choose graphics card by default / after nostalgia… not fun lol
• DAMN IT, I caved… so much for waiting for Thanksgiving discount
• can’t see, goodbye
• oop not the dip
• basketball dreams makes me sad
• haven’t paid for a WoW sub in 76 months, tho still kinda bummed I can’t transfer my gold caps to blizz bucks
• main reason I ain’t hanging around with Cain yet is cause I’m super cheap when it comes to paying for digital stuff
• a duck came to my house today… I live in the city wtf
• why my clothes stink after washing / oh hey D2:R is out, my gold capped necro died 20 years ago
• my favorite ramen got axed off the menu, officially dethroned
• woah wait what I know I’m being tracked but uh can’t you be subtle about it…. also my niece
• happy moon day
• Hot take: froggy beasts suck.
• hide
• it’s past my bedtime
• coffee jelly milk tea… I never learn
• mom says there’s a Taiwanese word for zit inside nostril… it hurts
• dang it, hate it when my glasses gets dirtier after wiping on my shirt
• Chip is killing me here
• foodporn way after midnight is torture
• FUN FACT: only a few rare species of frogs go ribbit
• CAN’T FREAKIN WIN WITH BEASTS
• sweaty, fat, hungry, pain, and compulsive buying
• didn’t get ramen
• could’ve got it :(
• huh, hmm, yeah, well, I dunno
• SLPT if you don’t remember how to spell your name just use scribbles
• omg this is hilarious, who the hell is writing these scripts
• got a text message saying I may have crossed paths with one of the covid positive
• then again it’s said manhattan’s gonna be flooded in 30 years
• 10 years ago an interviewer asked if I’m open to being relocated… well shit how times have changed
• draining
• ayy, want a printer… or a print shop lol
• AM I DUMB, why did I spend a hour Photoshopping the wrong image
• gah it was in my screenshots
• damn it, spent hours trying to find a sheep plushie pic… I swear I saw it recently
• never again somehow always become let’s do it again
• omfg I’m too old for this shit
• how has it been 7 years already, tarot cards back on the menu
• woohoo it came, 1 day shipping for 36rmb, why the hell does the other guy charge 152USD =3=
• don’t think I have anything new to print… day-yum
• already paid extra, hope I don’t get jiffed
• omg found 2 on taobao… shipping costs $152 wtfffff whyyyyyyyy
• DAMN IT TOPPS… yay fuck off Panini
• hunger marketing totally works on me… FOMO at its finest
• Soooo I almost shit my pants at work today having to go through 3 locked doors and going back for keys… how did your day go?
• stocks are down
• couldn’t sleep until 7:30 then couldn’t get up at 8:20… sounds about right
• where the hell is it, damn you past me
• spent all day browsing auctions… saved a folder of pics and called it a day… whew
• I AM RED
• how do I make a lightbox without buying supplies
• omg gtfo
• something in my room woke me up at 6AM … so disturbing WTF WAS THAT
• dafaq who the YAHOO sends automated text at 3AM
• perks of being a hoarder: everything in this 2nd hand shop is freeeeeeee… still can’t find my rotring 0.05
• noodle soup day
• it’s been 10 years, still want that MACRO
• go baby go baby go
• BUG 1 : ME 0
• lay here for a bit
• sonofabitch why didn’t you add time this time
• lol
• aw damn need a burner account
• “Fans” that are so proud of their country’s won medals infuriates me to no end, y’all didn’t give a flying fuck about those players or that sport a week ago. Why the fuck YOU proud?
• I don’t remember
• waiting forever
• still haven’t got my chicken ramen fix
• die you worthless reprint
• answer me damn it
• Gunnm still one of the classics after 25 years
• ooooooooh right Inquest… that makes much more sense
• treasure hunting for a Juzam Djinn, why does that guy look familiar
• I like the narrative better, last to first in 2 years …and book
• nvda, ouchies dude
• Panini should hire some passable designers, how the fuck do you not use shiny/complementary colors on a high-end set? Or ANY set.
• auctions that extends time are the worst, spent an extra half hour + 5x cash on garbage …yup
• another day another year
• oof
• nothing went as planned today
• parents got vaxxed, I’m the only one left that can’t join the party yet
• If I didn’t hate dealing with people as much, I’d startup a grading company. Wow shit, $200 to put stuff in cases. Nice.
• 4 hours and 20 auction tabs later I might just pass on everything lol
• I may have fell right in…
• there’s a reason why I’ve never touched drugs…
• ya know, even though none of it is real, it’s still a shitty feeling
• must be the filters
• keep smelling smoke, is it coming from inside?
• halfway
• collecting cards was fun, dang…
• happy annual lose some fingers day
• I’ll just wait here
• bandwagon ON
• neh
• summer~time~~ real good time~~~
• I may have took too long to read a clock today… what are those arrows?
• I like food porn more than food
• damn it, newly possessed monitor can’t tilt any further either
• basketball cards are all panini… since ten years ago… huh.
• mmmm chicken
• bored, have a duck
• can I order a pain-free arm
• ate so much tonight, why am I so hungry right now
• fine… I lied, there’s one single page then I managed to find an album on ebay
• how is there zero information online of a band from 95
• kinda outta juice
• need a good show
• withdrawal
• endless tokens
• one inch thick manga is torture
• ketchup yup
• monitor died lol
• out of ink
• garbage dropped a new album WHAT
• forgot
• damn it blizz, what’s with the mixed friends list now, why you testing my goldfish memory
• damn it, went out to pay a stupid fine… also all my sell orders were a few cents off
• …and those goldfish heads
• are these type of mouths that popular
• I’m bored with zero motivation to do anything
• not sure which is harder, titles or legs
• aw come on
• instant noodles at 2AM… self control? what’s that?
• night
• shadow
• dread
• I STILL WANT THAT DAMN RAMEN
• noooo kitty
• I have a habit of searching Black Lotus every time I go on eBay
• something something moon
• aren’t we all sheep
• RAMEN
• when lockdown
• stupid subtitles, you know I wouldn’t have asked
• trippin
• You guys know where vanilla flavoring comes from?
• magic classes are so much cooler than melee
• teeny tiny spider camping on my glasses
• well… the power didn’t go out
• episode 1: burn witch (it’s science) episode 4: pew pew pew… magic… lul wait a minute
• Love, Death & Robots II
• honest daily motto
• okie power’s back, me go play BGs
• plank
• honestly can’t see much from this angle, damn ancient relic
• what’s with the green line on my monitor
• happy mother’s day folks
• yay old monitor back, swap back case, and useless top 200
• day 3 and getting old so fast
• piggy is king
• 4 hours can’t win, so not fun
• I want to play piggy too
• I think I’m getting a new niece today.
• losing 0.1% now eh?
• double 10k without perks
• how do you lose 5 fucking
• so %*@#$&^* unlucky
• legos are too low res for my liking
• fishy… nah
• if i don’t post tomorrow i prob ded from buying lego in a dark alley in the middle of nowhere at night
• big guns
• this is hard
• need to shed
• this drawing took 3 hours of sitting
• how is it not pronounced dog-e omg I’m so disappointed
• get your discount stocks
• characters whose eyes turn white are automatically badass
• the uncanny counter onions
• I think I’m forgetting something but I don’t remember.
• you disappoint
• HDD is so damn noisy, I regret putting it back in.
• bu
• honestly quite hilarious that mom’s panic go-to is exactly the same as dad’s: neosporin
• dad’s pinky went bananas
• Fine… I finished it……. and went right back to the start.
• old case and previous HDD back in play, so noisy… damn
• I got this one volcanic pore on my nose that explodes pus every night. Cool.
• damn it, I missed the sale
• milk tea with coffee jelly makes me happy
• why are you screeching
• shop
• why eggs
• slab
• getting kinda fat
• won’t get pranked because I have no friends, checkmate
• AC.
• hooooleeeehumid it’s not even April
• it don’t matter
• waiting for whatever
• HEAD. PAIN.
• wait up
• presento
• leak answers part 4 – same deal yesterday, so max risk assessment I don’t answer “false” at all right… I have no principles lol double dum
• leak answers part 3 – knowing there’s 3 false out of 10 true/false, do you bother t…. ah I’m old enough to have no pride
• who da fuk leaks answers out of order, damn you, I rescind my 5 stars
• need to get up early
• Anywhere I can buy half a wheel?
• candles
• I AM A RESPONSIBLE ADULT …lol
• STIMMY!
• how do you quote me and ask why I haven’t answered you
• why is there daylight savings, anyway, this is more entertaining than the movies
• gimme stimmy
• sooooo tired
• hodl to slep, oh hey my new pen came
• death by taro
• shifted goalpost 5x for my spare share, welp guess I’m hodling
• literally ordered tendies today lol, hmm… BOKA still numba 1 for best korean fried chicken hands down
• BOW DOWN TO THE MOUSE… never was a fan TBH
• werk in 7 hours, pouring, surprisingly in a good mood, woooooo, must be the 4 hour nap, found another fingerprint
• we used to be close
• fuck, sold my only green horsie at low
• 24to22, 6 sec left, fouled on a three… airballed first 2, bricked 3rd… fucking nightmare why you do this to me brain
• this brush been nothing but frustration, makes me look fat too
• likely the best quote from all my undergrad studio teachers, my brain completed deleted any memory of him except the little mustache
• oop there goes my fake birthday
• aw dang
• something like this?
• super sus
• why yes, tendies are back on the menu
• waitwaitwait holup, I’m the fucking Karen here. Fuck you.
• なに
• drain
• muh back
• ..sigh..
• spent 2 hours looking at old photos trying to find a pic of a signed Magic card that’s right behind me
• dreamt that my pens were scratched up in a bin… whew
• werk what werk
• my holiday
• first time out in nearly a week, my back hurt from walking yay
• Year 12, still no Big Love Rocket to ride
• sleep eat sleep
• eat sleep eat sleep eat
• HAPPY 牛 YEAR
• I like the cult… I mean stock.
• woohoo
• Dear Jojo, I await more gambling money… speaking of which, I got a red bag today from a colleague wow why
• been staring at my water for 30 mins
• slept over 12 hrs andddd it’s time for bed
• please spare some tendies
• having flashbacks of my report cards lol
• need more chips
• buy more dip
• buy the dip
• one month down
• spend 3 hours trying to find a file, nope
• CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP, GAMESTOP!!!!!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
• TO DA MOON
• DON’T STOP GAMESTOP
• be a sheeple
• double down
• flamboyant
• wallstreetbets
• hiya
• winter lasted a total of 10 days
• Diet? What’s that?
• yes, yes, I used to ball
• what kind of name is Milet
• class
• missing one
• second to last ultimatum: new SD card
• watched 3 hours of the House vote… A-FUCKING-mazing there is no hope
• need.. more…… blankey…
• nevermind
• at your service
• butterfly
• I don’t have heat, I’m not getting out of my cocoon.
• hahahahaha poor script writing continues in 2021
• white terrorists don’t exist
• hoarder gene, what, who
• someone framed a 12½ year poster that I don’t remember making
• i want strawberry
• the sad
• strawberries
• patty plus buns is a pathetic joke burger
• f for 2020
• so cold
• sleep to 2021 sounds like a solid plan
• new mouse, last one of my stash
• my mouse keeps dropping
• You sonuvabitch got my damn order wrong… daily quest 1/1
• What did I get today? The one bento that was left out of delivery.
• nunna y’all getting presents
• have to work and get audited on Christmas… what why :(
• chugging along
• flying fucks, I ain’t got any
• narrator: no… no it did not
• ohmygawd did that gazillionth troubleshoot fix my phone
• got an ECG and a X-ray to get a “looks fine”… cost 12.5 Washingtons tho
• WHAT these are fake?? Also why am I using after effects to edit audio???
• so uh why didn’t you call yesterday and what was that
• wait come back, why does this always happen
• nope, phone camera still bitchy, sales are slow, splurged 4 tokens, alt sub is up, this sucks
• fixed my phone, got my Blanchy, 7mil on alt, all is well
• latest update fucked up my phone, can’t even take a photo without restarting
• watz it mean, I know not
• mm earthquake
• power went out… twice
• Is this it?
• jerks
• 5.5mil
• How does ooze drop backpacks?
• finally got my wolfhawk on 4th kill
• why am i so tired
• How the fuck does a highly educated nasty bitch not flush their own poop at work?
• having two accounts is pretty nice
• sell sell sell
• Huh. My main is 60 and retired on day 6.
• babysitting AH
• do the shuffle
• FUCKING IDIOTS STOP UNDERCUTTING BY 5 DIGITS
• stupid maw, stupid cards, also why can’t I side with Sylvanas :/
• Everybody come and play, throw every last care away, let’s go to the maw… TODAY!
• well… thanks for the bags papa
• somebody bought it all out already
• damn servers, ya made me miss out on a dozen auctions
• stagnant
• stop griefing damn it
• my alt is so useless at farming
• check out my single super long eyebrow
• my gear is red
• just a casual 1700 stones between me and my alt today
• I JUST WANT MY ACCURSED KEEPSAKE
• mooooooood
• I fell for it.
• God damn it, I give up.
• Am I blind? Why can’t I find it?
• imma dropkick ya through the screen
• laid back
• K, can I go back to not giving a flying fuck about politics
• in other news, BLUE PEN :D
• I DON’T GET IT!
• I don’t get it.
• how’s it gonna be
• why is it so smol
• AN-I-MATE
• inktober – crawl
• why does it not work
• inktober – ominous
• inktober – shoes
• inktober – float
• inktober – music
• inktober – hide
• inktober – buddy
• inktober – dig
• inktober – rip
• inktober – chef
• inktober – sleep
• inktober – coral
• inktober – dizzy
• inktober – trap
• inktober – storm
• DERYL ♡
• inktober – rocket
• inktober – outpost
• inktober – armor
• inktober – dune
• inktober – slippery
• inktober – disgusting
• inktober – hope
• inktober – throw
• inktober – teeth
• inktober – fancy
• inktober – rodent
• inktober – blade
• inktober – radio (what is this ancient relic)
• inktober – bulky
• inktober – wisp
• inktober – fish
• fighting
• ELEMENTALS
• Is that a blue 3776 I see?
• I have this bad taste in my mouth… literally
• ughh…
• HIT THAT ONE, YOU STUPID MINION
• get your pitchforks out
• if my dream today was any indication, I’d die super fast in the event of a zombie apocalypse…
• Imma brainwash all y’all with kindness – from the character comprised with anger and rage
• oh
• my towel fell in the toilet
• Parasite
• the right way
• 唐揚げ
• woah, sweating, why
• why is there still a lingering computer ash odor on me
• GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK TODAY
• panic
• and then there were three +
• mmmhmmm yesyes interesting
• what the fuck you doing?
• when will this end
• gotta work in 5 hrs, I wanna play too
• craving for last week’s tomato noodle soup
• not okay with sour mayo
• is that sauce on my finger, lemme scrub it off………yeeeooouchies
• LPT: NEVER DRINK THE WHITE STUFF FLOATING ON LEMONADE STUFF, you’re welcome
• ….must…..scratch…………
• this sucks and still itchy
• i need a cone of shame
• ah shit not again, back with a vengeance
• shocked outta my skin
• glide
• gave advice to a living Dunning-Kruger example, got shit thrown on, then realized this guy was already on my shit list
• fake it till you make it
• why do I have this itchy addict patch
• under the wing = armpit
• how dare you bite my face
• wait what, I didn’t need 120 to buy the mats, coulda told me 8 lvls ago
• frustration is immeasurable
• Lost a cash cow to server merge
• why iz diz so hard
• why arm itch
• damn I didn’t get the fries even when it wasn’t real
• GET FUCKED CANNON!!!
• mooooooo-d
• tiger. rabbit.
• niece no bird me :(
• 6T up again, not sure for how long
• apparently the replacement HDD isn’t too healthy either…
• sleepy day
• stop fucking with the timeline Barry… wrong show II
• late night binge before work day not my brightest idea
• Day 3: 113, yes yes fight for the millionth time and my buff ran out
• pet battle to 120 day 2
• my new 6T died, again, come on man
• oh right, IT guy let me graduate from XP
• dreamt I held my breathe and ate a bowl of carrots
• work computer died today
• frustration
• awGUHst
• memory photos
• sinking
• drowning
• definitely feeling old when I feel the urge to call someone out on their bullshit, that’s not how you internet kid
• I forgot to post
• That’s nice, dear
• not in a good mood for no reason
• i’m free
• took me waaaaaaaaaaaay too long to realize “lowbar” was referring to robot… fuck man +
• GREAT
• overtime for a 4-day lecture where I do not understand a single sentence GREAT!!
• my saved drink from yesterday turned bad
• no butts…
• FUN FACT: I share the same birthday as my bro, he 40, DAYYYYUM, we not twins
• IT’S MY BIRTHDAY and I stepped on a feesh
• went to get a vision test for my license renewal, ran into my cousin, and doc said my eyes are super inflamed
• great wolf, great drawing
• swapped a cable, seems calm so far
• woahwoahwoah my new HDD is dying?
• technicolor bicep
• KINGDOM II
• I fell down the stairs
• why do my clothes smell
• The Far Side is BACK
• took me 2 hours to find this disco bear video that I saw just this morning WTF
• thousandth I dunno what to draw foiled
• it still hurts
• dip it in vinegar and salt
• don’t know what’s going on
• where did my day go
• vat itz July
• sore back
• thou shall not start binge at 1AM
• I save everything
• No FB/Messenger/Insta apps on my phone and I got targeted ads on facebook from the store I just went to, what gives?
• I dreamt that I had to take all the tests that I failed again… thank goodness
• all my playlists are dead
• Wait… you guys like my 5min drawing over my 5days drawings?
• need moar
• depression from end of series withdrawal
• part 2 kinda sucks
• 78 volume marathon
• sooo tired…
• still can’t stop
• can’t stop
• doc said use a thick coating
• duck duck goose
• Damn, how’d I get this?
• Back to 10k, Chip really hurts
• oh deer
• got a haircut and installed my 6T YAY
• another one bites the dust
• GOODBYE HOLY MACKEREL
• NO TEA BEFORE BED ON WORKDAYS
• my hand slipped and I got a 6T HDD
• more legs
• somebody told me it’s national doughnut day… damn I want a donut
• my hard drive is screeching while I browse new HDD’s
• legs
• BLACK LIVES MATTER …except for the roaches… fuck those guys
• LPT: cleaning products kills roaches instantly on hit
• …meanwhile… where do I put this $25
• …this is fine…
• 0 out of stock, damn it
• Spent the last 2 hours picking what to eat tomorrow… I still do not know
• my clones are weird
• SSD
• JEBAITED! it’s green…
• I’M HOME DAMN IT, WHY CAN’T YOU DELIVER?
• dug into my stash and only found 000
• how do I look #sailormoon
• did my laundry, taxes x2, renewed company card, threw out the trash
• office drama
• sounds legit
• blue pen i want
• no scratching sounds today, that’s a good sign right?
• soooo seems like part of my hard drive is corrupted
• my hard drive is dying and i inadvertently told someone my handle, damn it google
• glitching
• check out mah balls
• damn downloading took too long
• mom picked weed leaves protective sticker, huh…
• bought mom a Note 10+
• been checking the status for weeks and didn’t notice it already sitting in my account…
• i washed my UEF’s today
• so much stuff to do but I’ll just lie here
• woke up but stayed in bed all morning instead of going to work
• upgraded graphics card plus a 4g ram, thanks Tom!
• Not sure which is more fucking annoying at 3AM
• “Everything.”
• my keloid is growing a butt
• Stage 5 of 2020
• “oooo you have a human hand, okay you can have the prize”
• can i reselect my character
• time to wash my pens, why you smelly
• manager asked me to draw the wall behind her, what do i do
• spent the afternoon drawing a comic for an artist, got downvoted by his fans… okie… :(
• toot
• my mic came, what do I do with it
• blandness
• first car accident and sent a guy flying, don’t feel guilty but feels bad
• odd
• tanking tank tank
• FU2
• FUUUUUUUUUUU
• who wants a drawing
• noooo my MMR
• slept all day, time for bed
• fever?
• heeeeaaaadache
• why can’t I get into games properly
• wow shit
• spent hours tracking then AE crashed, spent hours battlegrounds lost another 500MMR
• ONE FOLLOW!!! …hi bro…
• what happened to the audio
• bully noobs
• how to stream
• tricks, what tricks?
• why is it so cold, should be summer already
• what’s in your pockets
• chill Chip chill
• I’m 15
• stinky feet
• i’ll wait
• some 4k pro is teaching me how to play battlegrounds, uh yeah okay I’m fucking 10k
• iamverysmart dumass
• productivity 0
• Cobalt don’t go
• birthday surgery QQ
• signed mom’s surgery waivers today
• so unlacky
• went and picked up my FOMO pen
• i missed it? how?
• not here yet
• WHAT ᴛʜᴇ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
• i’ll take it
• hello~~~ answer my e-mails
• what the hell you talking about
• turn it off
• no like pie
• this is fine
• my throat hurts…
• oops ditched work to sleep
• wrote a 4 page freaking essay for fake internet points
• iamverysmart
• back on
• my reign was shortlived
• TOP 200 SUCK IT BITCHES
• dreamt my pores started to sprout tiny leaves
• hmmmph
• I mean it’s not even 200 tabs yet…
• cracking my back all day
• my feet stinks
• it’s my aliases’ birthday
• cracked 9k!
• dragons so good
• Goodbye Millificent, baby Deryl, mechs, and the recruit bug
• ooo blue pen take my monay
• poor mom
• po po’s stand sideways on escalators
• hol’ up girl whyd you kick me out of an unreserved seat
• 10 damn years, still no rocket
• dentist was soooo far away today
• ah, this is what i forgot
• FACETIME
• fluffy and cozy
• soaked and soggy
• boing
• Entraña Prime
• how to EXCEL
• pissy fit
• half year pay translated into disapproving Franklins
• best place
• hummm
• cheapass diluted my drink
• stapf calling
• what the fuck is this Drummond giveaway shit
• just chillin
• back pain back
• stay away
• 20
• one month down already?
• WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH punisher II full binge whew
• ate too much and so cold
• where did the holidays go
• new blankey
• never was a fan, but here’s for a legend
• need to do laundry
• bring it bitches
• place your bets
• oh hey I found it… it was right where I left it…
• Where did I put my tree book?
• WHAT! NO SUGAR??
• booboo
• what do you mean I can’t face left
• I don’t know
• Next Gen
• dive
• no internet wtfffffffffffff
• spazzing out
• headache and that’s not my fingerprint
• omg lich why you failing me, use your saiyan power
• stop fucking with my Deryl games
• how is it so late
• landslide
• rngesus seriously wtf
• stop hitting me
• crash mid-dance
• closed
• no clue, not complaining tho
• over here
• is not getting inky fingers too much to ask for
• 2020 hindsight :D
• waaaaait a minute…
• I don’t like you either
• Chip is moody Dale is in town
• 8 pages of this shit
• almost fell for it
• hot garbage
• I need a lift
• jingle
• hate it
• bad
• climbing the wrong direction
• RIP Nightmare Amalgam
• crummy
• round and around
• this is not helping
• dancin’
• heyoyo
• huh that evened out
• omg wtf
• net -300 ragequit
• Listen to your heart
• my vocabulary whilst playing battlegrounds
• shhh…
• daily dose of disconnect and rage
• mmlmrmrgmg
• omg syl -173 mmr
• hot pot season
• one more blanket
• totally fell for promotion trap
• i judge you
• i’m done
• nooooo…. my mmr
• i want poison and bubbles too
• gee thanks… matching me with a first place 10k MMR
• WTF
• what do i play
• one more game…
• shin buster
• there’s a bathroom in the tent
• 30 year time capsule
• wee haircut
• red bull… is just angry
• sure Bob sure
• first hint of cold
• well i got my drink
• DAY 5 i wanna drink
• still shitty and my sugar addiction isn’t helping
• oh shit… not good
• slept a day and a half why am i still tired
• i feel like shit
• one moment
• back poke
• POW
• blanket
• bajeebus
• cracking back feels good
• I bit muh tongue
• apology ignored
• nomnom
• I can’t wear plate
• why are you so green
• inktober – ripe
• inktober – catch
• inktober – injured
• inktober – ride
• inktober – coat
• inktober – dark
• inktober – tasty
• inktober – dizzy
• inktober – ancient
• inktober – ghost
• inktober – treasure
• inktober – tread
• inktober – sling
• inktober – misfit
• inktober – ornament
• inktober – wild
• inktober – legend
• inktober -overgrown
• inktober – ash
• inktober – dragon
• inktober -snow
• inktober – pattern
• inktober – swing
• inktober – frail
• inktober – enchanted
• inktober – husky
• inktober – build
• inktober – freeze
• inktober – bait
• inktober – mindless
• inktober – ring
• too late man
• typhoon punch why no day off
• i got mail
• toasty mud soup
• 宅
• ENOUGH!
• so?
• don’t feel good, my computer shares the same sentiment
• my arms
• my arms
• pull the strings
• yarr
• in the go
• brush is dying
• it’s all about layers
• hang on a minute
• WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
• season of farts
• girl’s like… I’M BACK BITCHES
• 2
• only low batt can get me out
• 9
• tea time
• wtf ants again?
• woke super early to a maggots and centipedes infestation nightmare
• so tired
• one…zzz
• gas
• scare crow
• this way
• my eyes
• found out today my wow friend of 10+years is 52
• first 12 this season
• drinks on me
• For moomommy
• did you punch me in the jaw
• sploosh
• FULL ON TILT
• cutest thing I’ve seen today
• nyeh duck it
• fuzzy
• hmmph
• mighty pen do magic
• stop talking
• safe
• feels weird
• I lost… twice
• cake
• chill out Chip
• blarh
• pain
• heart hurts
• new hurt
• ground jitters and sky piss
• squishy
• tap
• hang on
• keep on going
• FIRE PUNCH
• woooooooaho
• weird
• this how to plank
• bravery test
• pizza
• nibble
• system overload
• crunch abs
• saw a google street view car today
• BOBA
• don’t call me when I’m sleeping
• metabolism ditched me
• bad internet BAD
• ssssssssss…..ahhhhhhhhhh
• oh snap
• weak bones
• staaphf
• five
• falling
• depressing
• should be this side
• hold the bus hold the bus hold the bus
• glum
• is that
• headaches
• touch dat fishy
• “What’s that blob you got on your paper… oh shit”
• comments on the weather
• pull
• Can I get a new arm?
• A heart for all my followers who fell off the face of the internet
• well this is new
• the jump
• damn owbow
• The Umbrella Academy
• bland
• floofy
• enhance
• roast
• happy place
• um
• blackout
• Why do I have to go to work on Sunday?
• drag
• muscle memory is more reliable
• LEGEND!
• hole
• getting super rusty
• mmm chicken
• NEED MORE STARS
• carry me
• spot
• la~
• ok
• temptation
• ❤☠μ
• headache with a twitchy nerve
• ¡Arre!
• well that was expensive
• spoilers
• sleep all day
• till next time kiddo
• watermelon
• well shit
• niece retired my cute nickname :(
• phantom papercut
• Are you going to eat that?
• funky internet
• OMG so much poop
• loaded
• um… refund please
• why are my clothes so tight
• grumpy
• arm died for bit there
• let go
• what now
• (sad unicorn noise)
• why can’t I find it
• Would you download a cow? Yes, yes I would.
• roll with it
• how’s this
• inked
• I don’t like this
• hugs
• dark
• yay bro brought me stuff
• asshole bird outside my window
• bandaid for you
• death by a thousand cuts
• kinda feel bad for ya… slightly
• brewing
• trapped
• 3AM I want a whopper
• what makes you go
• check out my voodoo stab scab
• new juice up white pen is a bust
• burn baby burn
• ice ice baby
• fuck you Chip, wah you do to my neck
• why is there a dogbear in my shower
• haircut
• Did someone stab my voodoo doll?
• polymorph photograph sent in hologram bubble
• need charging
• snek
• sweaty clouds
• my turn
• earthquake vs dignity
• shouldn’t have ate that whole bag of chips
• blue
• boing
• go birdie go
• oh shit
• where do I go
• zit
• HOT DONUT
• twirl
• For Noodlesushi
• where’s the story
• no mo new episodes to marathon binge
• wing
• you don’t see me
• star marathon
• itchy love bites
• LAMB CHOPS
• damn so good
• rip wand unicorn
• my neck hurts
• not good
• WHAT’S THAT SOUND?
• ice blast
• mommy day
• headaches are the worst
• How the hell did I manage to cut my mouth with floss?
• chubs
• 321 SUMMERTIME
• repeat
• snitch
• spores
• my dot cards are molding
• oof
• onward trusty steed
• Chip was pretty chill for 10 min today
• stahp
• stab
• go away Chip
• don’t do drugs kids
• where is spring
• and heavy
• Chip is mean
• I’ll name it Chip
• change
• more pain
• slightly more concerned with the water in my ear
• I need a massage
• how is it March already
• my fix to happy
• shoulder hurts
• drawring
• MAGIC!
• floppy
• there is no escape ever
• what’s that smell
• no more paigoofan
• it’s all over but the crying
• headache sucks
• nyeh
• summon
• fatigue
• Who’s gonna wipe my butt?
• roses are red… and yummy
• 3 weeks and still no volume 1
• flying kick
• power punch
• Dear mysterious spring: where did you spring out from?
• unleash the horror
• thou should not gamble
• footer update
• choke
• woohoo 200 bucks
• TAXI I’M OUT
• what the hey
• splendid
• why you smelly
• this little piggy went to the bank
• hwat
• disappointing
• portable sleeping bag
• ah fuck not what i meant
• shoot it
• sauce
• crunchy
• can’t feel em
• stahpit
• wooooooohy do i have a corgi body
• happy place
• what’s going on
• something’s not quite right
• ham
• name
• get it off
• how long
• “nice ears”
• すごい
• waiting for new content
• look at it so pretty
• in between
• most expensive
• A million dreams is all it’s gonna take
• filler
• how much does a kidney go for, free kidney stones included
• shit
• cookie
• smile
• New Year’s Resolution?
• 5…4…3…
• what do I ink you with
• choose
• yay it came… with a few dollar signs
• For nice people
• maybe tomorrow
• damn it santa where’s my present
• 5 more minutes…
• when is it coming
• is it coming
• is it shipped yet
• is it shipped?
• cock
• boobies and tits
• incoming
• the wait
• OMG for realz?
• pwetty peez
• hot pot
• too much fuzz
• I WANT ONE
• my neck feels funny
• corvus
• 10 year old kitty for 10 mil
• pillow
• check out my balls
• snuffles
• the curious case of attempted murder
• sadness
• pretty good
• probable caw
• chillin
• STOP CALLING ME
• nothing to wear
• imposters
• it’s hard
• rain rain go away
• pie
• an arm and a leg
• pass the popcorn
• duck off man
• what’s good
• heads up
• gone with the wind
• run sheepie run
• cashmere
• story
• have i drawn this before
• balloon
• not even screaming internally anymore
• where does this go
• what was it
• don’t mess with teddy
• fishy
• shave
• pop
• wobble
• disappointing
• breeze
• dirt
• C A T
• inktober – slice
• inktober – jolt
• inktober – double
• inktober – gift
• inktober – thunder
• inktober – stretch
• inktober – prickly
• inktober – chop
• inktober – muddy
• inktober – expensive
• inktober – drain
• inktober – breakable
• inktober – scorched
• inktober – bottle
• inktober – swollen
• inktober – angular
• inktober – weak
• inktober – clock
• inktober – guarded
• inktober – whale
• inktober – cruel
• inktober – flowing
• inktober – precious
• inktober – star
• inktober – exhausted
• inktober – drooling
• inktober – chicken
• inktober – spell
• inktober – roast
• inktober – tranquil
• inktober – poisonous
• ta-da~
• saturday night
• turtle powa
• why aren’t you rendering properly
• lossless
• not it
• to the moon and back
• marvelous
• rabbutt
• floof
• bleep
• why hello there
• legs yo
• trash panda :D
• legs are harder than arms
• GTFO or die
• stay safe
• damn ants go away
• raise the bah
• pumpkin
• stand tall
• me math
• feel
• beef up
• a turtle made it to the water
• bling-a-ling ding ding
• cat
• powah
• early bedtime
• hee
• bunny mug
• don’t crash yet
• maf is hard
• shitty day with overtime
• shimmy bling bling
• well that was unexpected
• this sucks :(
• stop tanking
• stop undercutting by 20k you piece of shit
• how low can you go
• late to da party
• EHHH RICHMON
• skip
• DING!
• tanking
• eh mon
• stop hitting me
• 5mil babyBron
• still got a few lives left… i think
• don’t remember
• sore winner
• it’s been a while
• Got my moun… is that Ryuk?
• fuck you
• boom
• moohoo
• depressed
• AC!
• AC came… without installation
• it’s fine
• Can’t I?
• save me
• run beary run
• bearer
• melty
• there is no escape
• bearly dressed
• check out my personal sauna, oh wait… nope just my sweat
• unbearable heat
• barely bearing
• melting
• glazed with tears
• AC ded, on fire
• why is it so hot with AC
• age
• least favorite day of the year
• most detested day of the year
• greetings
• lone
• duty calls
• tomorrow
• wad i doo
• breeze
• 小籠湯包
• IT’S A TRAP
• long way down
• well this is awkward
• extra milk
• no context
• too hot… too cold… so hot
• poor
• I’ll just stay here
• don’t feel like scanning yet
• spooky
• beef
• hang in there
• what why
• memories
• the slow orange fox
• frozen moment in time
• found it
• expectations are painful
• unhappy
• bedtime
• zombie
• night flights
• taxi
• me on wall
• i really need floss
• gift
• ink
• すし
• :P
• good
• not as expected
• what do you mean you don’t have it
• shy
• hot pants
• UH-oh
• watermelon induced insomnia
• loop
• bron fashion
• hot bun
• don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to
• chill
• not my problem
• why
• scanner is buried
• weight
• Dear tooth, can you stop chippin? That’ll be great. Thanks.
• too heavy
• bring it back
• THE GOAT
• cup
• the void
• sushi
• what happened
• Can’t believe I ate my tooth
• chill
• not quite right
• hp -10
• mommy
• the other side
• ………………………….
• open wide
• ……….
• annoying shit
• eeeeveel
• I’m not fat, you’re fat
• kneel before me as I assert dominance with my smelly armpits
• sweet tooth
• my foot
• dust up
• 3 years, some things should stay buried
• deep pockets
• I dreamt that I had a pet cub
• all good things come to an end
• filler
• #30
• doesn’t look like anything to me
• activate
• funky
• fancy
• chill out
• push
• withdrawal
• rip cash cow
• fuckin steeds
• raging shit
• smell what?
• how do you manage to not wrap soy sauce… FUCK
• casual friday…
• The cure
• don’t burst my bubble
• nice
• lift the cloud
• 連れてって連れてって
• the sads
• quack?
• hoohoo
• not found
• DOTS… MORE DOTS
• courtesy of Schmincke
• happy eas… ap… whatever
• no clue
• useless shower
• roast
• pu
• exposed
• bling
• happy birthday mom
• huggies
• poop trail
• no feelz
• like dis
• By the power bestowed upon me
• work is shitty
• tenor
• wear it
• it’s out
• no idea what colors it’ll become
• so hungry
• twenty some years
• spring forward
• monday
• WANT NEW PAINT
• MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN
• the modern drug
• snap
• 1234
• really
• battle of the poopie color
• glow
• lost
• stoopid new haul
• die
• was that the lucky one?
• nnnope
• wow my body feels okay
• planned a trip to an art store and left empty handed
• god damn it what was my super power
• aaaaany minute now
• this host sucks
• my piggy got gutted
• nuf wit da leftovers
• cinnaturd
• typical
• where the bitches at
• year of da wuf
• 超厚紅包包包
• my insides all turn to ash
• heavy
• waiting for the end
• how bout these
• just like a pill
• why chewing pills
• my feet hurt
• quake
• strawberries aren’t berries
• pink!
• popsicles
• not helping
• ah whatever
• start running
• fluff
• invisibility cloak
• STOP SHITTING ON MY BED
• stabby
• cows have regional accent moos
• badass lowbie slayer
• join me
• 5 stars please ( ˘ ³˘)♥
• peach
• how do you do
• shades
• munch #28 #29
• they’ll totally come back for me
• weeewoo
• let’s hang
• shattered
• hey, you came
• 「布団の中から出たくない」
• ranchers no jolly
• trashy
• baaad mood
• y iz e so cld
• so long sailor
• why you leaky
• sunday
• heads will roll
• It’s a me, a Moorio.
• jammed my calf with a car door today
• flush
• uh… hang on
• stuffed animal
• genius
• drop
• loading…
• booboo
• castle
• huntard
• I knew it
• santa punched me in the face
• “OVER MY DEAD BODY”
• soup circle
• surprise
• what present
• growl from the depths within
• Tis the season of free looting~
• I am the star
• intern
• The Tree book
• where is my christmas
• save the happy trees
• my precious
• spicy
• low batt
• photo dump
• sleep day
• i got this
• For Alvin
• sure thing
• me fancy
• let’s go mega
• I can’t remember yet I can’t forget you
• arrived in a wrong era
• fadeaway
• send help please
• cold is fine, this isn’t
• prime
• broccoli farts
• fallin
• web
• no wifi
• can’t keep wakey
• let’s feast
• really should be packing
• someday
• barely
• shoyu
• They never say that you gotta grow up quite this soon
• ∞
• so hot
• toot
• what’s next
• me haz smarts
• respond
• read it out loud bitch
• I got nothing today
• blood
• I was a bear.
• taint
• donut remember something
• coherence
• chef’s table
• bitter better butter
• go away
• suugarrrrr
• inktober – mask
• inktober – found
• inktober – united
• inktober – fall
• inktober – climb
• inktober – squeak
• inktober – ship
• inktober – blind
• inktober – juicy
• inktober – trail
• inktober – furious
• inktober – deep
• inktober – cloud
• inktober – filthy
• inktober – graceful
• inktober – fat
• inktober – mysterious
• inktober – fierce
• inktober – teeming
• inktober – shattered
• inktober – run
• inktober – gigantic
• inktober – screech
• inktober – crooked
• inktober – shy
• inktober – sword
• inktober – long
• inktober – underwater
• inktober – poison
• inktober – divided
• inktober – swift
• charge
• anything and nothing
• you suck
• cotton
• manners maketh man
• fold
• COIN!
• irresistible charm
• come, little one
• come a little bit closer
• a wombat wit
• the sitter
• hohoho
• you have wifi
• mmm bacon
• delivery
• illuminate
• blurrrgh
• whisker
• Band of Bandits
• hold up
• run for your life
• oh dear
• hunger
• D:
• shucks
• smelly fish
• Shower thought: expecting something shitty is less rage inducing than having something under-perform
• flippity fuckity fuck
• new mouse
• aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaa
• blurrgh
• feel better
• my back hurts
• this page is shitty
• flip the page already
• hello
• what the hay
• splat
• DK go!
• fall
• stop it
• rawr
• slushy
• mooooo~~
• booooo~~~
• go away huge ass ants
• happy birth day to my niece
• go go go
• go…t it
• go…d damn my eyeballs hurt
• go…tcha
• go…ing to sleep
• go…od god this is taking forever
• set
• ready
• woof
• memory
• so fluffy
• packs packs packs
• mmm bun
• zombie mode on
• cat ear
• hey baby hey baby hey
• my shoulder’s falling off
• old sable go
• new sable
• stitchy
• bunny flop
• the shaker
• ouch
• one more light
• boundin
• wrath
• forward
• shat
• 3 years yo
• panic
• mushrooms
• ice block
• bee-beep
• ground beef
• kick chop punch
• I’ll murrrder you with my adorable tiny paws
• surfin in da US…oh wait
• YOU ARE BENEATH ME, PEASANT
• boop
• 30 sec
• 3 minutes is eternity
• fire
• bedtime
• 14 carrots
• halfway thru da year
• just dance
• knot
• sore calf
• down
• up
• go
• you can’t find me
• your third hand smoke has tainted my soul
• don’t get it
• hot
• wat
• I ain’t jumpin, wah dun you jump?
• bring back the weekend
• rakuen
• bees be b
• so wet
• can’t draw
• come
• get in line
• I see you again
• I see you too
• I see you
• This bullshit.
• murrmurr
• I was doing my new dance move and then I sneezed.
• life’s a beach
• waiting
• timmy’s so cute
• yeeowza
• itchy
• awoo
• triangle leaf so hard
• shitty
• i can do this
• FA
• eye is funky
• wait come back
• adapt
• ehh
• yes
• failproof eye mask
• stretch
• essence
• squash
• jump
• turtle power
• holy meow
• mommy
• blackmail
• stop staring
• I’ll show you chicken
• overslept again
• capsules
• cloudy
• not workin
• this how it works?
• never is
• outta here
• gray
• you ded
• happy
• blah blah blah
• lucky paws do your magic
• hang in there
• ugly side
• let’s get this *hic* party started
• If you’re happy and you know it smell your feet
• overslept day
• onigiri
• spring roll
• let’s roll
• burnin
• gold cap
• let’s be square
• sweating
• found one
• I ain’t hiding, just no candy for you
• mmnh?
• here
• blackbirds following me
• what to do
• my hat
• lucky
• this shit is bananas
• my preciousssss poison
• sounds good
• no monay
• don’t wanna get up
• my top go-to face for photos
• activate
• tsumoo
• back
• moo r
• leavin
• tip sy
• sandyman
• me like take photo
• stompy
• make up your mind
• El oso y el brócoli
• zombie mode
• shoes no taketh
• answer the phone
• chicken popcorn
• What mail?
• shade
• suit up
• golden
• melt
• make it snow
• I must consider
• tea time
• need more warm
• You downvote me?
• fade
• moo
• line
• whaz happenin
• yum
• you so sweet
• soft
• 600 pieces of moose in the ground
• pen
• why hello
• UGH~ I have a lot of pens
• rabbit hole
• I got it
• It’ll be okay.
• not working
• feel it
• I got flex
• honey bunny
• ribbit
• over here
• macro
• for me
• for you
• rage
• just a leetle bit
• frozen
• fine
• gone
• come home
• black
• sick swan
• lefty
• migi
• this sucks
• How the hell is it February already?
• deleter
• stay gold
• things change
• was it a dream
• The Golden One
• my money…
• box
• not like this
• lost swan
• fine
• block
• you want me
• I’ll get you.
• hey
• honey
• medium rare
• hunt or hunted
• swan hunt
• more…MORE
• drip
• under the weather 2/2
• under the weather 1/2
• heeeey
• new water bowl
• caught one
• catch me if you can
• twee
• never enough
• drizzle 2/2
• drizzle 1/2
• shoulda brushed my teeth first
• well..
• italic
• hunt for flex
• going…
• poor haul
• addiction
• cozy
• shimmertastic
• kitty
• please hold
• free cookie
• rite
• //
• what time is it
• drawing is fun
• good
• zzz
• bwong~
• new pen
• still no cinnamon
• donut
• make it rain
• deep see
• too punny?
• pho
• aroo
• astro not
• HAPPY FEAST OF WINTER VEIL
• mine and mine
• Quick, draw!
• yarrrrr
• don’t steal my home
• en garde
• labulaboomoo
• DONUTS
• frosting
• cyber
• donut blues
• new
• DEALS… and donuts
• Hey guys, what’s for dinner?
• insoMEHia
• toasty
• phantom
• bubble
• high
• shiny
• rockbiter
• IDIOT
• escape
• lovely
• fluffers
• off dreamin
• lurk
• bunker
• squaaa
• どっち
• 4
• 3AM
• hmmm… bun
• 凸
• bed
• snooze
• wake
• candy
• give me sugar
• I’m melting
• nananananananananananananananana
• nightmare
• sniffles
• don’t wanna be dead alive
• perfect mask to scare the shit outta ya
• gravy
• be afraid
• sugar and spice and all things nice
• heeey
• mew stew
• I GOT IT! I GOT IT!!
• sweet
• dot your eyes
• munch
• humans so stooopid
• weewoo
• roll
• hi
• answer the fucking question
• with fresh wasabi
• sure.
• hmm burn~
• the pain
• drift
• twitchy eye
• just like old times
• potionssss
• WHY ARCANE WHY
• bleh
• I know, RIGHT?
• sure
• eye
• wah
• TIP ME
• just a sec here
• plank
• BUY ONE!!
• got my pole
• not enough energy
• dust bunny
• plushie
• smoke
• Pattern: Rich Purple Silk Shirt
• fishy
• uh
• carry
• undo
• leakin
• out
• voila
• gassy
• come closer
• master
• mon
• taste the rainbow
• BURN
• hail
• stay
• fel
• fall
• not any better
• parade? coming
• refund
• sleepy
• me smart
• job done
• cowbee
• moodon
• medium rare
• higher
• last photo
• make it rain
• medium rare
• spin spin sugar
• toxic
• face is the place
• way too sexy
• wee
• bah
• sold
• cat
• shoe don’t fit
• play time
• you keep trying
• what’s up
• down
• mah hed hertz
• end
• hammering in my head
• this much faster
• more
• crop
• holy butt
• scout
• up up
• nailed it
• I fix AC’s
• Your core is under attack.
• too tired
• to… tomes
• too hot
• too cool
• feed me
• mmhn..
• back
• fluffy
• hear me ROAR
• no way ya gonna get me outta my house
• deleter
• that’s great
• tasty
• mew
• HIRE ME
• cupcake
• to infinity and beyond
• drugs
• Best,
• delete
• Dear All,
• AHHHHHH
• fucking back
• my back
• shooting star
• shoot the star
• this is me happy
• brokeback
• yumyum
• keloid
• gold
• lie
• light
• edge
• count
• tea
• stay gold
• fix
• martini
• past
• loop
• peachy
• pointy up
• stinky
• straw
• bubbles
• feel
• silent
• floaty
• call
• glow
• stay
• see
• dive
• Ist das der Zerstörer
• drink up
• dust
• flowah
• grind
• never works
• head over heels
• just keep swimming
• sound
• nom
• shit
• home
• hang
• tell me birdie
• rock and hard place
• dirty
• unlucky
• freeze
• come back
• it
• ella ella eh eh eh
• mom
• sink
• ride
• burn
• so hot
• down
• tip
• help
• leave
• I’m a pro
• extraordinary
• nom
• ten tickles
• stoopeed
• oops
• interesting
• hooray
• panda pow-wa
• Something on my face?
• let’s get moooooving
• sup
• job done
• Got a new mouse
• aloha
• uggh
• need sleep
• stop
• why so mean
• hug me
• scream
• scream
• meh
• butt
• muff ins
• ruff
• meow
• butt
• joke’s on me
• hippity hop
• salty
• basket
• sick
• EGGZ
• hallo
• deleter
• deleter
• mwahahaha
• lemon cake?
• yo
• vat
• deleter
• pork chop
• deleter
• bananas
• deleter
• ain’t nobody got time for shit
• hmm… interesting
• flat lined
• hello~
• silent but deadly
• muh hwa hutz
• shoo
• fear me
• weakend
• come on
• FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
• feed me your soul
• i ain’t no chicken
• blugrhgh
• leap
• fly high
• HEY!
• got off on the wrong stop
• tippy toes
• i like cocoa better
• all in the pose
• i forgot
• bare
• goddammit
• it burns
• free cooties for all
• i feel bleh
• you can make it here you can make it anywhere
• lightheaded
• cough your lungs out
• moo
• deleter
• charge
• deleter
• wah
• no love
• monkey on my back
• rawr
• your jokes aren’t funny
• guilty
• punchy
• poopie
• muffin
• problem?
• baah
• you shall not pass
• hai
• bitch
• screw you, bitches
• coat
• snow globe
• cold? puh-leese
• beef jerky
• the danger zone
• muh coookie
• wee
• wootie
• poopie time
• nobdy likey
• burn
• cold
• new headphone
• darker
• deleter
• going to bed
• how dare you
• one sec here
• pathetic
• puhleh
• this little piggy has an ulcer
• this little piggy is sad
• out of paper
• that way
• watch your underwear
• 20
• 19
• FOR THE HORDE
• thoughts on new gig
• partyyy
• gimme a hug
• how to get down
• GIMME
• fwee coookiez?
• what the what
• ughhh
• drink up
• coookie
• sock it
• gotcha
• up high
• got new pens
• I don’t got this.
• I got this.
• I’m out
• damn list
• up
• 18
• dig for gold
• moo on
• crazy
• sexy pussy
• lollipop
• comfy
• keep going +
• eh
• huh?
• me got smarts
• no taketh
• stuffed
• invite
• I can do this
• answer to me
• don’t leave
• feelsbadman
• mistake
• omg
• sexy
• why reply
• heh heh
• no +
• 17
• pick me pick me
• lalala
• scream your lungs out at night
• rig +
• you’re so hot
• mmmh
• :D
• what’s wrong
• same side +
• Don’t you see. +
• 16
• smile
• Me boring? Nah~
• Who stole my candy?
• SUUUGAR
• ARE YOU READY
• Halo? CHECK. Wings? CHECK.
• face
• one two three four five
• 15
• BEST PLAN EVER
• barely
• free me
• playing #27
• What lemons?
• vut
• ughghh
• The Perfect Pose
• Who me?
• hey babe
• make it snow
• 14
• snooze
• unbareable
• I’m out of paper.
• Witch? Bitch, Imma unicorn.
• What am I? Your worst nightmare.
• wonderful.
• too early?
• draw
• rookie mistake
• Undercut
• way too easy
• lush
• trust is always overrated
• trust is quite overrated
• trust is so overrated
• yep.
• I don’t feel well
• Huff
• the kitchen
• I don’t see anybody granting MY wish
• darknesssss
• trust is overrated
• let’s be square
• 13
• milk please
• interesting.
• bluhhghhg
• 12
• Do you mind?
• boots
• no like
• arms
• BALLPOINT!!??!!!
• what’s your problem
• 11
• vegan bear doesn’t get it
• Goodbye my Supernova
• too hot for you?
• tricky tree
• watercolor paper
• tree PSA 7
• tree PSA 6
• tree PSA 5
• tree PSA 4
• tree PSA 3
• tree PSA 2
• tree PSA 1
• I no wabbit
• kick #26
• why no reply
• chuh-eeeeez
• chuh-eeeeez (wip)
• For Mattias
• close call
• pfft
• still dead tired
• wakey wakey
• dead tired
• や~
• The dragon fly, the fire fly, and the butter fly
• going to bed
• cat call II
• tired
• The Mustang
• mew
• cat call
• coffee talk
• Every day is lyin day babe
• you want me, come on~
• and reach
• humor me
• phst
• parry
• not feeling it
• 10
• 4 feet
• hmmm
• ˊ◕╭╮◕ˋ
• blue moon
• vat yuv veed mwah
• nya
• unicorn, rainbow, and shit
• mewmewmeh
• al m os t
• 9
• 8
• eh
• wee
• Scare them AFTER they go to the bathroom #25
• ᏊꈍꈊꈍᏊ
• ᵕꈊᵕ
• :▹3
• Brain Fart
• 1 year
• 7
• LOOK BEHIND YOU!
• le truc de’leau
• 6
• nun nuh vit
• 沙朗牛三分熟
• How do you like my new dress? +
• I’m bored.
• 5
• 4
• I ain’t mad
• Things didn’t bode well after Libby fell asleep at the auction.
• I dun get it
• paper #24
• why you looking at me funny
• hey
• fuzz
• nope
• coHEE
• uh..
• whatever
• NOT LISTENING
• purrpoo
• amateurs
• All I want to do is sleep all day
• what’s your problem
• blurrghh
• ha-choo
• SOLD
• Imma gold digger
• leave me alone
• take a hike
• you’re doing it wrong #23
• /lick
• 3 #22
• what do you mean I wasn’t supposed to eat the guy
• what
• waiting for things to look up
• AHHH
• nobody cares #21
• (censored)
• owwooo
• banish
• Still for you, with love
• May you incinerate to smithereens upon my kind gaze.
• 2
• black
• just for you, with love
• To the bestest uncle
• fine
• mixed feelings
• hail
• sun
• rain
• 1
• Feel my wrath
• THERE’S A HUGE ASS SPIDER BEHIND ME II
• THERE’S A HUGE ASS SPIDER BEHIND ME
• waaaaa
• waaaash
• blue
• How ya supposed to win
• not gonna change
• heyyyyy
• Draw your neck out of your collar
• haw
• poop
• nah
• pussy pants
• ermione
• Blue
• keep staring
• slept all day
• home
• bye.
• hmm
• fuck not done
• Done!
• Death stare II
• fishy buttcheeks +
• make it stop
• YAkuh
• hoo
• treat?
• creep.
• Death stare
• Me. every day
• what.
• I don’t think Monty likes my version
• Monty
• ya got me
• wuf
• so tired and so cold
• stuff
• WHO!?
• sup
• okay?
• run
• just li-en
• tiger palm
• sqwee spwee
• No, mine!
• Bleed
• beat it
• Not gonna finch
• Happy birthday, I’m naked.
• ya
• you sure my head doesn’t look big
• and how does that make you feel
• Don’t make me come shut you up.
• Need a lift?
• PAY UP, BITCHES!
• move.
• I think I’m leaking
• 100
• Hey folks, we’re out of coffee beans…
• There’s hair in my soup.
• long day
• armydillo
• Someone say pool?
• X
• Feeling the love
• Buffalo wings
• Aww…I even stopped biting my nails for this part.
• SALMON
• MY BRUSHES
• My response to,” Hey, do me a favor and help design this simple thing real quick (for free of course)…”
• mwah
• let there be light
• cut?
• phew
• OMG! No way!
• hi
• Oopsie, wrong point
• gah?
• Blah, blah, blah… AMEN.
• woooo
• Need a light?
• Keep going?
• Damn dress is messing with our airtime
• yeah, yeah
• Strongest animal ever
• BLOCK
• I’m ewe
• Get back to work!
• run for your life
• cheat-tah
• Fine, I’ll give you a head start
• 咩的新年快樂
• jinx
• hmm
• hi
• Yeeahh, nevermind
• Please tip.
• hold up
• REFUND! Why?
• stuff mo nuts yo
• burrito
• My name is what
• thank you, thank you
• crescendo
• Gurl, try this
• I never get picked.
• Y’all should try my homemade wine
• Don’t land on my face
• I’ll give you a big hug if you don’t cry
• Something smells fishy…
• game on
• cheers
• …
• Bring it on.
• And one more
• swag
• 10% off for ant problems
• Extra dirty, on the house!
• Don’t mess with the chef. Ever.
• Precise? Of course!
• HEY! Stay away from the water
• Do you want to play?
• Seal of approval
• Why do I always get caught?
• Camel Express is running late
• Ace of Wands
• Aye
• At ease peeps
• Pa-aaah
• Need more meat
• Doorknobs = ZAP
• bleh
• na ni
• Eeeeeee
• Keep on dreaming +
• hyena heena
• Save the cheerleader
• a teeny drop
• Me stay in bed
• Hoppy New Year
• Grand Finale
• King of Cups
• Queen of Cups
• Knight of Cups
• Jack of Cups
• Ten of Cups
• Nine of Cups
• Meh-ry Christmas!
• Eight of Cups
• Seven of Cups
• Six of Cups
• Secret Santa
• Five of Cups
• Four of Cups
• Three of Cups
• Two of Cups
• Ace of Cups
• King of Coins
• Queen of Coins
• Freeze
• Knight of Coins
• Jack of Coins
• Ten of Coins
• Nine of Coins
• Eight of Coins
• Seven of Coins
• Six of Coins
• Five of Coins
• Four of Coins
• Three of Coins
• Two of Coins
• Ace of Coins
• Ok class, time to clean up
• water’s great
• ma’am
• Always have a plan
• I’m a parrot
• wa u lookin at
• I’ll try not to bite
• This is bull
• Hot buns
• NEXT!
• The Star
• Coffee, tea, or me?
• phantastic
• hmm…
• And one more…
• King of Carrots +
• Queen of Carrots +
• Knight of Carrots +
• Jack of Carrots
• Ten of Carrots
• Nine of Carrots
• Eight of Carrots
• Seven of Carrots +
• wait…
• Finest Sable +
• Six of Carrots
• Five of Carrots
• meow
• Ready or not, here I come
• Four of Carrots
• Hey guys…
• stare
• Three of Carrots
• Two of Carrots
• Princess Migi
• No I’m not happy when it rains
• Ace of Carrots +
• I ot-ter deliver this
• King of Swords
• Queen of Swords
• Future Me
• Slightly off
• Knight of Swords
• Jack of Swords
• Ten of Swords
• Nine of Swords
• Eight of Swords
• Seven of Swords
• Six of Swords
• 3 for a dollar
• Five of Swords
• Four of Swords
• Three of Swords
• Two of Swords
• Ace of Swords
• Major Arcana print +
• IT GON SNOW
• Carrot Card
• The Hanged Man (alt)
• Justice (alt)
• Ya
• Wheel of Fortune (alt)
• Woof
• Strength (alt)
• Death (alt)
• Swimming 101
• THE Cow King
• The Fool (alt)
• やめて~
• The World
• Judgement
• The Sun
• The Moon
• The Star
• The Tower +
• The Devil
• Temperance
• Death
• The H_nged M_n
• Justice
• Wheel of Fortune
• The Hermit
• Strength
• The Chariot
• The Lovers (alt)
• The Lovers
• The Hierophant
• The Emperor
• The Empress
• The High Priestess
• The Magician
• The Moon
• The Fool
• Noooooo
• Woof
• Meow
• Architecture Porn -2 #1
• Architecture Porn -1 #1
• Rabbit Deck
• Hay, nobody’s gonna bale you out +
• Yo +
• Ahhh..
• Punchy
• I get paid extra for wearing this
• Almost there
• Bah-d
• Draw me
• Gurl, ya glowin
• up+dn cover
• Who?
• Vacation’s over #20 +
• Dino sore +
• How’s my favorite patient today +
• Woohahaha
• Sup
• Pizza #19
• Cat Scan
• Bear Hug
• blank
• blank
• The Jaded Joker
• The Scarlet A
• The Black Jack
• The Evil Queen
• The Cow King
• Boar’ d
• Supermoon
• Deep Dark Fear -4
• Fat cell
• Cell yell
• Away!
• Ghost Fire Lantern
• Oh my. +
• Munch #18
• Window
• 3 on 3
• Ball.
• 鋼管雞
• You’re in my square +
• C’s on vacation, babe
• Ghost Month #17
• 小貓咪 +
• Deep Dark Fear -3
• Deep Dark Fear -2
• Deep Dark Fear -1
• meeeuh-oh #16
• Behind the scenes
• Stop stepping on my titties #15
• PHIL McANDREW’S BIG LIST OF STUFF TO DRAW
• Bah?
• Family Tree
• Bears, rainbow, and hearts
• Bah
• 20140717
• What?